How could you not even mention him? I had him in a solid 3rd, right behind fidiot and dungbeetle and well above RT, assclade, af, and any of the women!
Come on already...or there are going to be more of these insipid threads like....
Where the fuck is my money order...and why the hell don't I have my VIP
There's not enough info on the BDSM board about ball busting...how about we throw it out here?
Airport sex...haven't seen that thread in about a year...but it's still just nonsense.
Hookers real names..yeah, I know more than I need to or care to. Big fucking deal LOL
So fess up...who is the 2013 SPOTY winner??????
And what is the early line here in '14
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And I did peruse your blog....but still find I have little use for them.
I guess I also should have included the SO's of hookers in my OP. You realize that fella jgelement is looking for BBFS as well...I guess it makes sense to him LOL
Ha, nope, Courtney nominated one of mine for most interesting...female masturbation, so I'm happy as can be, thanks Courtney!
jgelement has some real issues, seems he doesn't quite like/respect women who do this, but still wants to perform the most intimate act you can with them...talk about self conflicted!
I certainly wouldn't want to be inside his head.
Courtney nominated one of mine as well....go figure LOL
What a dude like jgelement doesn't realize is that it's a very small world here. And by announcing to this world his proclivities for certain activities can be an issue for the gals that he's already publicly reviewed. And of course it wouldn't shock me that some (perhaps all) of those gals have told their friends to be on the lookout..and their friends...and so on and so on.
I don't think you'd want to be anywhere near his head(s)
jgelement has some real issues, seems he doesn't quite like/respect women who do this, but still wants to perform the most intimate act you can with them...talk about self conflicted!
I certainly wouldn't want to be inside his head.
...perform the equivalent in the hobby of registering as a sex offender.
I wonder of he used to start the songs on the short bus when he was younger.
Ok, I'll be honest. The only reason I replied to this one is to think and type Robin Meade again. Mmmmmmm Robin Meade. That ladies and Gentlemen is a good looking woman, and she seems to be really cool too. Just sayin.
And she is absolutely fucking gorgeous...more so IRL
Especially if she was wearing a skirt. And she's so cool I'll be she'd help me compose myself and actually share a few words with me. Hell I don't know, it's my fantasy and that's the way I see it happening.
I'd drag my balls over 12 miles of broken beer bottles just to lay where she pissed last
So yes I'd like to fuck her tits or anything else. Hell, all she'd have to do is sit there across the room in a burlap bag, and I'll spank my monkey, if she said "fuck" while I was doing it, that'd be it I'd pop. Seriously though, she is one Hell of a good looking woman.
Oh Russ...I'm so thrilled to have followed your posts about me. But honestly I only will fuck and suck CPA...I know him well and he's a true gentleman.
If CPA is OK with us fucking then I might consider doing the deed with you. I'll need your real first and last name, your drivers license, two OK's from other anchors (note...George Stephanpolis doesn't count) and a 50% deposit of my $ 75,000 fee for one hour of time.
And no reviews as I am very very UTR. Oh...and RobbinYoung is right...some of us do indeed do BBFS LOL
Please don't show up after you've dragged your balls over the broken glass however....that's just weird.

You should see my reaction in an airport, I hear her voice and I'm frantically looking for the monitor. I hope her husband appreciates what a very lucky man he is.
Now I have to watch that stinking FOX News to whack off to their hot blondes they put on air as the thought of you violating Robin is just to much for me lol.
And for GODs Sake could you at least tell us if you would give her a "10" or less?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Picking my furry ass off the floor now....
not that there's anything wrong with that! Bet she has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!! D'oh!
and I must put down the wine...darn storm.
Hell if you're snowed in you might as well get a nice buzz on. I would
although you did get nominated and were on many ballots. lol
The actual SPOTY results will come out soon, there is still some debate about a couple of the finalists, FIDIOT in particular about his change of handle and whether or not his points can be combined.
This years SPOTY award is much closer that we ever imagined after it looked like at first a Dungbeetle runaway, and then FIDIOT held what looked like an insurmountable lead with only a couple months to go. Of course there were other contenders, Asscalade, Ridgetucky, were at the top of most voters lists, and then there was the late charge by Anonymousfun who was always lurking, but never appeared to be a real contender until the last couple of weeks of the year.
Among our female contenders, i guess maybe it is true that the women are smarter than the men as there were only two that made it onto more that a few ballots, one of course was you, Cosette, mainly for your ability to keep digging no matter how deep a hole you found yourself in, and the other was our very own GILF TaylorSteele, who made it onto a few ballots, but in spite of her promising start, she began to lose votes by the bucket load by making posts that actually made sense, the kiss of death in the SPOTY competition, and to put it into horse racing terminology she finished OOP (out of the picture)
I am sorry if I neglected to mention any of your favorites, but the list was a long one, and there were many that should be here on merit, but were simply flashes in the pan and didn't have the staying power for serious contention.
Stay tuned for the official results later, Right here on your favorite TER station.
I'm kinda new to the board, SPOTY= stupid post of the year? Gosh, I hope asking doesn't propel me into the lead.
Even one of the smart posters here could end up making the stupid post of the year, but the SPOTYs are for those that consistantly post stupid shit.
So why isn't UDO in the top 5? I mean there are times I'm convinced he doesn't know what he's saying. I sure as Hell don't
How could you not even mention him? I had him in a solid 3rd, right behind fidiot and dungbeetle and well above RT, assclade, af, and any of the women!
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Maybe it was Mamasan Udo....who knows.
I never had him in a SPOTY contention....too fucking predictable and repetitive.
I'm still waiting for him to show up and have that cock fight
That is the only excuse for overlooking Udo, and you have my sincere apologies on behalf of the entire voting committee.
After alcohol was spilled on them during the counting process, and a fight almost ensued, not over the fucked up ballots, but over the spilled alcohol! ![]()
Man.
I would have thought UDO would have been a top contender. Unless his luggage got lost from Thailand or Fantasy Island...
Um, is it supposed to be:
Stupid Post of the Year or Stupid Poster of the Year, because I sir, am NOT stupid, and I don't dig, I try to explain, obviously on a board it's difficult, but I do enjoy heated discussions.
But you win the UPOTY in my book - Uninteresting POSTER of the Year, because you're so predictable, I can guess what you're going to say before you hit the post button, it makes me think you're pretty one-dimensional, and frankly if you can't contribute more to my knowledge then I'm not really going to like you, but I'm sure you don't care. Just from your writing alone: Un.In.Te.Res.Tin
You already know who the winner (s) are and you are keeping the impatient ones waiting and you are having fun doing it.
I say wait until tomorrow or the next day to announce, hey you may even get a few more early 2014 SPOTY contenders form those pissing and moaning about not announcing.
Thank yo
But then after repeated posts here he finally stopped calling a hooker "my provider".
But it's just as creepy as "my girl".
How soon some posters forget
I still love his stories of being "his providers" pimp and driver...priceless.
I say wait until tomorrow or the next day to announce, hey you may even get a few more early 2014 SPOTY contenders form those pissing and moaning about not announcing.
Thank you
but seems they're back on good terms.
You know, women get called BSC all the time, I'm going to make a list of the BSC men there are. I think you guys outnumber the ladies 2-1.
I suspect it's an even deal as far as BSC.
There's no shortage on either team
You know, women get called BSC all the time, I'm going to make a list of the BSC men there are. I think you guys outnumber the ladies 2-1.
I did not nominate anyone.
Without a sense of humor that would make you a negative Nancy LOL
I am flattered lol. I did work for very hard for it and can take it like the woman I am and the real woman you possibly know now lol....possibly. Anyhow it became much more work than I intended in being stupid and all but was fun. Whewwww. Im exhausted. We can always play my version of SPOTY...Smartest Poster of the Year
I bet I know who'd win.
But GILF...hahaha come on....altho that did make me giggle. Ill leave that one be lol.
Among our female contenders, i guess maybe it is true that the women are smarter than the men as there were only two that made it onto more that a few ballots, one of course was you, Cosette, mainly for your ability to keep digging no matter how deep a hole you found yourself in, and the other was our very own GILF TaylorSteele, who made it onto a few ballots, but in spite of her promising start, she began to lose votes by the bucket load by making posts that actually made sense, the kiss of death in the SPOTY competition, and to put it into horse racing terminology finished OOP (out of the picture)
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And TER pulled my thread for being "mean and offensive." We'll see if they allow it this year.
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Why not allow the much anticipated SPOTY awards.
I heard that there was a chance that Robin Meade was the presenter. I'll bet that if that is true we will see quite a few really really really stupid posts coming from russbbj...and maybe even a few others?
I'm just curious as to the entertainment portion of the evening. If GaG gets Miley fucking Cyrus I'm fucking puking my guts out!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If she was presenting, I'd pay other people to think up stupid posts for me, on top of the ones I could come up with. I'd make it so you wouldn't have a choice but to name me winner. Did I mention that I think Robin Meade is hot? Ok time for another Bourbon. Cossett, go fill your wine glass, let's get hammered.
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And those that are looking to get that early 2014 consideration....better they just wait till around September so those voting will actually remember who they were.
Unless you're LR...who is unsure of when 2012...or 2013 or now 2014 really happened.
From what I can tell reading her reviews, she can suck a golf ball through 12 foot of garden hose. I vote she gets a pass
but then I guess she'd have to hurt me very very badly LOL
Getting caught down on her knees blowing her date in a public place (some bar or restaurant I've never heard of). I've had quite a few O's masturbating to that visual. Which reminds me, I'm going to have to tip her for that when I see her
She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
Thanks to Dusty, Billy, and Frank
EOM
Why such anger?
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I'm checking in on you, making sure that since I've spelled your name correctly that you've refilled your wine glass?
Let me guess, a nice Pinot Noir?
That's cool though, I'm a fellow wine-o, and whisky drinker and beer drinker...OMG, I just realized something...I'm a drunk.. I'm not an alcoholic though, I don't attend those dam meetings. Well my dear, I'd love to buy you a glass of wine sometime and discuss the finer points of.... Oh Hell you know why I want to buy you a glass of wine, this is a fck board.
I'm a white wine, pale ale, whiskey, vodka, margarita girl.
Gin smells like rubbing alcohol, dark beers taste like bitter chocolate, bourbon makes my head hurt
it makes my clothes come off and my SO's kitty hurt later!!!!!
But when I've had enough Makers Mark I've been known to sing like no ones listening at a Karaoke bar when I know they'te listening. I always tell them first though that I'm well aware that I can't sing and that I'm just having fun....at their expense
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