Did you know that totally unbeknownst to science, some providers have discovered a Fountain of Youth? According to their ads and websites, they have been 23 years old for the last 10 years.
Where maybe people could submit corrections and updates. Maybe something like, I don't know, just throwing out an idea here, how about calling it a problem report?
And while you're at it perhaps list our addresses and legal names? Give it a rest already. It's called marketing.
Although personally I have never lied about my age. I'm a sexy Granny and proud of it!
Posted By: perfectstorm
Where maybe people could submit corrections and updates. Maybe something like, I don't know, just throwing out an idea here, how about calling it a problem report?
Did you know that totally unbeknownst to science, some providers have discovered a Fountain of Youth? According to their ads and websites, they have been 23 years old for the last 10 years.
That can't be true. Hell there is a local lady who reverse aged and became 5 years younger over night then stayed that age for years after before disappearing. She found the way as we all know that provides never ever misrepresent themselves. I kept wanting to book her so I could ask the secret of reverse aging but for some reason it never happened. I am totally bummed at the lost opportunity. I really want to be five years younger too. I really hope she publishes her secret so we can all stop aging. Getting old sucks.
You think the age calculations are fucked up? Check out a few hooker websites sometime, and note the variance in prices between 1 hour, 2 hours 1 1/2 hours, dinner dates, overnights, and vacations. Your mind will be blown.
While it may look like illogical math, sometimes the pricing reflects the provider's preferences. An oddly hefty price tag may be intended to dissuade clients or ensure she gets some extra for a longer or shorter appointment.
You think the age calculations are fucked up? Check out a few hooker websites sometime, and note the variance in prices between 1 hour, 2 hours 1 1/2 hours, dinner dates, overnights, and vacations. Your mind will be blown.
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