I could see myself PMing you at 9:45PM for an 11PM appointment, but I would accept your silence as a tacit "no" if I didn't hear back from you.

You're going to have a bad time - or no response.  

I want to know if you bbbjcim & bbfs & bb greek. If yes, yes, yes, then we have something to talk about. And I'll see you in about 30 minutes!

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Those are the ones that are going to ask about money and activities without checking you site.  It's there for a reason!!!!
If he wants a 75 minute turn time as a brand newbie, FO&D.  
He needs to call a BP princess, get a SW, or go to a MP.

ince 2009, I have not offered an hour, an outcall or 'today' you fkin dipshit.  

What do you like to do?

Just a plain "hello are you there?" will not get an answer, guys should know that we reply to specific info pertaining to a date..
Anything explicit or that contains monetary questions
Anything that indicates he is trying to negotiate
Anything that indicates he is under the influences of a toxic substance
A request to see me in 30 minutes (Last time I checked I was a companion not a pizza) please allow the necessary time for screening procedures for my safety.

"Will you send me some more pics, including a face pic?"

Sure seems like there's no shortage of gals available at a moments notice.

But if you aren't busy later (even if you are...make yourself available for me) I can stop by around 11:00 PM and we can just grab some snacks.

So they email us ten times to get the answers straight.

but I decided not to, lol. Oh what the hell... would you prefer we text you 10 times and wait for replies rather than email? I'm sure we can accommodate your preference for asking dumb shit, let us know

Damn phones are a PITA to type on and the damn spell checker keeps changing well to we'll and stuff like that. It really grinds on u after a while - I H8 it.

Even for those sites where I have to go through 400 pages before I finally find pricing, I STILL ask because the rate may be old.  My time is just as important as yours. I find old dates, old calendars, and yes...old pricing.

Well, then the question should be "Is everything on your website current?"

"Terri I saw your site...blah blah blah....and I was wondering what are your rates and services?"  
WTF? if someone looks at my site they should know this already.
I usually just refer them BACK to my site or ignore them all together.
Hugs and kisses  
TL

I had an epic auto response before I took a hike, and no question was unanswered. I had my website link, how many days I needed in advance, deposit amount, and a whole bunch of other shit lol. I think the first line went something like...  

But to play Devils Advocate and give providers some perspective of why some guys may act like that, is that some providers participate in upselling. I understand that the vast majority of those that do upsell are low quality providers, and now that I am a veteran I don't deal with that kind of provider,. But at one time when I was a rookie I did. As frustrating as it seems it is for providers to have to deal with these guys that do this, it's similarly as frustrating for a hobbyist to deal with an upseller. This is especially true with one that is no where near the caliber of the high quality providers in here and yet they are asking to upsell to as much or more than high quality providers. I don't mean to defend these guys, just give you a perspective. If I meet with a lady now, and she attempts to upsell me, we are done.  

But I'm talking about this is the only line in your email,  point blank period.  

At least for a little while before the flame reactor builds up a critical mass again.

From time from time, you have make a statement regardless of the consequences.   Many years ago, a couple of old hands gave me some advise that I follow 90% of the time:  "Head down, mouth shut".  
It's that last 10% that give me trouble...It's all good, sir.

maybe for about 10 minutes I might feel like getting upset about them asking for my information which is on the website.
then I may be in a super good mood and not care about what we're talking about.
I just go where the mood moves me or how I feel the rules should be at that exact moment in time what is happening
nothing is constant with me the only thing that is constant is change
however whatever stage I'm going through right now it is very fluid and I'm not following any structure or rules
I am encouraging people to correspond with me after the initial reservation form by phone,
for example this week I had two guys with the same first name and the same first 4 digits of the phone number trying to book appointments with me
and then sometimes when I'm reading my emails there will be a new one on page 2 and I will not scroll back to the page 2 and I will miss just one new email from someone may be two,
never the last if I have a quick conversation with someone I can really remember who they are and what's going on a lot better than doing everything by reading emails and reading PM's
lately I've been just pretty laxidayzikull about responding to people's questions that don't seem to make sense because they are easily found if they just use their time a little bit.
like just the other day I had a guy contact me and tell me that he can't find me on here so I had to give him my ter idk but yet he had just sent me a PM to tell me he cannot find me.
so I just gave him my ter id: instead of saying anything about how silly the question was
and people do ask my rate over the phone and I've been telling them lately but again whatever is going on in my life whether I'm deciding to be a tight ass or not give a f*** things will probably be different by next week I am sure
for me I am on predictable it depends on what my mood is if I am annoyed I will be mean about every little thing they do if I'm in a good mood I don't care what they're asking me and I will have patience with everyone