Or as the late great Jim Croce so eloquently put it.......
You don't tug on superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with ..........CiCi
If you're on a road trip and need to pee, here's what you can do. Presuming you're a male driving fast down the interstate, guys who need to pee can just crack open the driver's door and point the stream toward the draft. Just let loose! And the wind will create a suction and the pee will go right onto the road.
Honest.
Try it. Really. It really really works. Truthfully. Very much.
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