Many many many times we have clicked on a thread which outlines improper behavior from both sides of this coin. Everything from rip-offs to taking calls while doing the horizontal bob.



Whats YOUR biggest pet-peeve? Filthy room? Tardy? Repetitious cancelling...etc



BTW, mine is the changing of 'what-is offered' without any notification.

At least pretend you're interested and Turn off the tv, turn on some music, light some candles...

If they don't take a shower require them to take a shower. That will help get rid of skid marks also.

I use baby wipes now to make sure my ass is clean after a shit.

That we both displayed impeccable cleanliness and punctuality.



OOOPS! I claim shill here. LMAO

If you tell everyone what lengths I go to for a little sumpin sumpin my goodness girl; I had to move to get some peace. LOL  I don't hot tub for just anyone I should have just kept you on my arm for BOTH legs of that double-header. You do remember the second leg was a no-show I had a hard time getting the make-up off my face that you felt obligated to share. lol Wait is that why you remember me as handsome? Because you put make-up on me? lol

There are a couple that stand out.

1) If the girl is not ready on time I usually give a window period depending on my mood. My time is very valuble so waiting in a hot parking lot is frustrating and expensive.

2) Cigarette breath. Kissing a girl who's mouth smells like a dry ashtray is utterly gross as well as a woodkiller.

3) Cleanliness needs no explanation.

4) fake ads. Not the girl in the pics or her but 12 years and add 25 lbs. Excessive ink that gets photoshopped off is also very misleading.

5) Loud fake screams, oohs and aahs can easily be heard out in the hallway. Plus I am sure the neighboring rooms have already complained about it.

running way behind in second place is NCNS.

.... would be half-assed taking care of your hygiene (gargling w/o brushing teeth, washing with only hot water and no soap, washing with warm water and soap but not rinsing thoroughly, etc).

I was in a massage parlor and the girl brought the phone in the room and answered it.

Nothing a provider has pissed me off more then the one time I was robbed.

Ladies, when spend the money and time with you, please turn your phone off.  There is nothing worse than just about reaching that perfect moment and then RING.....RING.....RING  It really takes away from the moment and then if she reaches to check and see who called while your doing her doggie, its like can you please show me the attention you give your phone.  Again, please put your phone on silent when the date begins or at the very least, when the games begin.

does it really take three washcloths, two towels, and three handcloths to do whatever it is you do in the bathroom?