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HandsSolo 665 reads
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My Friends:

Before I start, let me assure you that I always, always use the little buggers for every hobby appointment. I would never ask for nor accept BBFS from any provider.  Even if my FAV provider, who knows my real name and my secret phone number, were to attempt to grab my dick and slip it unprotected into parts well known, I would leap up and tell her “NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO!”    Even if I had a certification from the Surgeon General that she was as clean as newly fallen snow, I know that both of us are as fertile as rabbits, and that I am not yet firing blanks.

But I hate them so.  I hate the nasty latex smell that my dick smells like for the rest of the day. I hate the crappy little tinfoil package that they come in.  I hate it when she stops in the middle of our crescendo of foreplay to roll over and search the bedside chest for her stash.  I hate it when I roll it on backwards and have to start all over again.  I really hate it when it’s over and I have this gross rubber tube hanging from my dick that I have to dispose of without dripping slime all over myself, the bed, and the carpet.

Most of all I hate looking at it.  It reminds me that I am missing out on one of the real pleasures of sex; the feeling of skin on skin.  I hate looking at it so much that I won’t even watch porn where they use them.  I know that I’m not alone in this.  Porn producers are well aware of these phenomena.  

Even civilian sex seems to require condoms now.  You go to bed with some wrinkly 50 year-old and she wants you to drag on a condom before you get to third base.  It’s frustrating, and I know that from now on, non-condom sex for me will always involve an older woman who knows me well enough to know I am disease-free and that she is in menopause.  It’s enough to make you cry.

Hands

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Tigger_Time368 reads

Yes the feeling of skin on skin is far better but the fact is that they help me last longer so I will take the reduction in sensitivity for the large increase in time I get to have sex in the first place.

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SinCitySinner327 reads

They are good bet against pregnancy and don't require any prescription from Doctors. They don't have side effects of pills and men can exercise a lot more control over the situation when condoms are used.

You never really know if the girl has taken the pill or not.. For all you know she could be lying to you and wants to get pregnant, so you wouldn't leave her...Ha !!!

If you don't like them, you can still stick to DFK and BBBJ and have limited fun..

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inicky46340 reads

They feel much better than the standard kind and permit you to go from FS to BBBJ and back with  no change-up.  The only down-side is you can see the edges of it sticking out of her pussy like Saran Wrap.  If you can overlook that, you'll be fine.  If not, you're screwed but it's worth a try.  It's also fun to watch her put it in with a dildo.

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ATLDAWG292 reads

"Fun to watch her put it in with a dildo"  (Just like loading a muzzle loader!)

Posted By: inicky46
They feel much better than the standard kind and permit you to go from FS to BBBJ and back with  no change-up.  The only down-side is you can see the edges of it sticking out of her pussy like Saran Wrap.  If you can overlook that, you'll be fine.  If not, you're screwed but it's worth a try.  It's also fun to watch her put it in with a dildo.

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inicky46308 reads

I've also had one girl pull it over my cock and then sit on it.  Not bad!

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anonymousfun330 reads


"I hate the nasty latex smell that my dick smells like for the rest of the day".


Questions:

1) Do you smell your dick? How do you get your nose to your dick?

2) Wouldn’t shower with soap get rid of this smell?

Other than the above, Condomnation are a pain in the buns.

Posted By: Hands Solo
My Friends:

Before I start, let me assure you that I always, always use the little buggers for every hobby appointment. I would never ask for nor accept BBFS from any provider.  Even if my FAV provider, who knows my real name and my secret phone number, were to attempt to grab my dick and slip it unprotected into parts well known, I would leap up and tell her “NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO!”    Even if I had a certification from the Surgeon General that she was as clean as newly fallen snow, I know that both of us are as fertile as rabbits, and that I am not yet firing blanks.

But I hate them so.  I hate the nasty latex smell that my dick smells like for the rest of the day. I hate the crappy little tinfoil package that they come in.  I hate it when she stops in the middle of our crescendo of foreplay to roll over and search the bedside chest for her stash.  I hate it when I roll it on backwards and have to start all over again.  I really hate it when it’s over and I have this gross rubber tube hanging from my dick that I have to dispose of without dripping slime all over myself, the bed, and the carpet.

Most of all I hate looking at it.  It reminds me that I am missing out on one of the real pleasures of sex; the feeling of skin on skin.  I hate looking at it so much that I won’t even watch porn where they use them.  I know that I’m not alone in this.  Porn producers are well aware of these phenomena.  

Even civilian sex seems to require condoms now.  You go to bed with some wrinkly 50 year-old and she wants you to drag on a condom before you get to third base.  It’s frustrating, and I know that from now on, non-condom sex for me will always involve an older woman who knows me well enough to know I am disease-free and that she is in menopause.  It’s enough to make you cry.

Hands

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TheHoundOfCullin339 reads

Make her wear the damn thing!
Hope it says in her though!
I looks hysterically funny if it pulls out on your dick.




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TheHoundOfCullin261 reads

I got my girls.
Judge Judy, and Rhonda Rousy.
Rousy is going to arm bar my dick off while Judy shits on me.
Verbally, and physically...
That's my kind of threesome! :D

-- Modified on 3/7/2013 1:18:26 PM

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inicky46261 reads

Hound, I've used the FC for greek once.

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whgerfrg56u5hrghreg345334 reads

During your normal everyday life wear 2 condoms at all times. That way when it comes down to sex, you'll be taking one off and the feeling will be better.

Joking aside, for you old timers out there what was the scene like Pre-aids? Was most hobbying done au-naturale?

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doncord328 reads

see my post down the board re: young'uns.  It wasn't until the aids crisis in the early 80's that condoms were a requirement for pay for sex.

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HandsSolo271 reads

Hey, babe.  While you're getting comfortable, I have this er...device... That I have been carrying around in my wallet.  It's a female condom and....hey! Wait, babe...that's not what I meant!  Of course I believe you are on the pill!  And it has nothing to do with your health!  It's just that, well, I like the skin on skin and....hey, wait, don't go! Never mind.  We'll do it your way.

Hands

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saturnsky363 reads

wrinkly 50 + year olds. You say it like it's a bad thing..;). But then again, I guess we get paid to overlook the physical flaws.

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sensuality64306 reads

BTW answer your email please!

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Dr Who revived259 reads

Not that hard!

And pay no attention to her comments about +50 guys...if you check her out (eventually you'll find her if you did enough) she's NO spring chicken herself  LOL

Posted By: sensuality64
BTW answer your email please!

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Dr Who revived254 reads

Better late than never.

But still late  LOL

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HandsSolo245 reads



Have we been introduced?

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Posted By: sensuality64
BTW answer your email please!

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Dr Who revived217 reads

Look in a spam folder...that happens when you try and change up the IP addy.

Shouldn't have left it out there for as long as you did.

Just sayin!!

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Dr Who revived248 reads

or was that just you falling off your pedestal?

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Asslater256 reads

I've had sex with close to 50 providers, condom used on every one.  Recently checked for STD's, negative to all.  My guess is that if I'd had sex with 50 girls in college without a condom, I'd have several STDs.  If I had sex with 50 providers without condoms . . . I'd have several STDs.  So, on the upside, I'm dz free and have had at least one orgasm with every encounter despite the latex glove.
I also hate the feel, smell, distraction etc.  But its damn good to know its been working as intended for me.
---later

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