Watching that show the deuce got me thinking. Would something like that even be viable?

The Jaco Beach "Sindicato de Putas" lol

PUMA, Prostitutes' Union of Massachusetts.  

You can still find some girls for $100 or $120.  "Jennifer" (the one I call "La Jirafa") tried to sell me at $120 but I told her she had to grandfather me.  So she did.

Just like you can find "some" chicas at the Del Rey for $60-80, but the "market rate" in Jaco is now pretty much agreed upon to be $150, just like the "market rate" in SJ is $100. Obviously there are outliers in both places, all places actually.

They are politically active and work with State Governments.

Besides, it was the principle of the thing. Also, there were about 70 other hotties in the place to pick from. Do you always pay retail? If so, I weep for you.

What did you do at this brothel, play piano?

sarcastic. Seems like everything is over priced here and perhaps I'm paying retail. Shoot me.

He was the bouncer or condom recycler.  (In Australia I heard there is a 5 cent rebate on turning in your old rubbers for recycling, but the have to be rinsed out first.  I could be wrong.)   I'm pretty sure it was one or the other.  

That said, I really don't want to shoot you.  But I am armed, so.....

Were the Pumas in the crevices?

I was a part time bouncer in a legal brothel in the Kings Cross area of Sydney . I was 18 when i started working there and  I got to be a paid white knight. It was mostly a fun place to work.

as being armed with a cap gun.

as someone who would be VERY disappointed if you broke into my house, Chimp.

shoot yourself in the foot. You seem to get spooked very easily.

keep falling on your ass.

Was there an employee discount?

I was allowed to play with the ladies off the clock, if they wanted to. Mostly, they would offer after their shifts. I only took up a couple of them. I was young and a little arrogant. Imagine that.
There was one awesome woman who was different from the rest. She drove a Jaguar and was tall beautiful and blonde. Sigh. Her signature move was she would lick me from forehead to toes and back up the legs very slowly and teasingly, to finish a BBBJ. She was awesome!  She also took the time to teach  me how to DATY, and at 19, I needed the lessons.

The rebate is now 10 cents, to satisfy the millennial's inflated belief of their sperm's importance.

On the price.  When I was there last, it was before millennials were old enough to have sex.  

We have the english collective of prostitutes as well as SWARM and other groups. They aren't traditional unions in that you don't have to pay subs. One of the large mainstream unions (GMB) does allow workers to join though

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Around this group of degenerates, a thread that states "Water is wet" will undoubtedly end up with one faction insisting that at any temperature over 212 degrees water is a gas and no longer "wet" another side will point out that at below 32 degrees water becomes a solid and then too is no longer "wet" and yet another group will call those posters trolls and insist that water is indeed wet. lmao

Degenerates? What group of degenerates?

that I belong to. You got to earn your way in as reputable and have great friends.