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Try asking those who have balls
RimJobJack 893 reads
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The wives, girlfriends and ATFs of the guys here must have very large collections.  Just listen for a rattling purse.  Certainly gives new meaning to the term "hobby" from their perspective.

My best feature are my balls.  They have just the right hang to them, always cleanshaven and the gals always comment favorably on them while weighing them in their hands.  But sometimes they get reeled up into the taint like the shrinkage caused by a dip in a cold pool, only its just my balls hiding.  For no apparent reason, they take a powder, even when the little 'diver is at high noon.  So my dick is still all there and engorged, but the nads run away like they just saw Rosie O'Donnell nearby.  I don't really care why this happens, as I have grown tired of trying to figure the human body, both men's and women's.  But I am curious to know if anyone has discovered a remedy or found yet another pill on the market that will pop the boys out when company comes over.  I'd rather not go around wearing a ball harness or ball stretcher as that would really kill the ergonomics of sitting in front of this computer I'm typing on.  But a little targeted relaxation would hit the spot and keep the ladies a purring.

Keep your environment warmer and the boys will stay out.  They Shrink away to stay warm and draw heat from your body, so if the water is warm, they should feel no need to hide.  Try a hot tub instead of a cold pool and you should find success.

I can't believe I just gave another dude, advice on nut management...I feel dirty!

. . . when your balls have not completely dropped.

RimJobJack894 reads

The wives, girlfriends and ATFs of the guys here must have very large collections.  Just listen for a rattling purse.  Certainly gives new meaning to the term "hobby" from their perspective.

I seem to recall that the testicles draw up closer to the body as orgasm approaches.  So the more aroused you are the more tightened they appear.  Love Goddess can probably give you a more definitive answer.

That has to be one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time!I do feel sorry for you if your balls are your best feature.


There's no doubt in my mind now that Ginseng does work.  Sometimes herbals are a little careless in following what they claim to be selling; so I especially suggest Salada Green Tea with Ginseng, decaf optional.

i had the same question and was told that this is normal - the balls will contract when a man is extremely aroused.

*shrug*

that, and the stomach muscles tighten too, I have noticed,,

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