What do you do when a proviers queebe's (sp) so loud it sounds like a fart? Do you ignore it or make a joke? And how do you stop this from happening?

I tell the provider that the pussy is talking to me and how good her pussy feels.

it's a queef, not a queeb, she's just getting a little air intake from your pumping her & then expelling it, no big deal...i think mpd had a good response, her pussy is happy & just blowing you kisses, work w/it...

When it happens I usually just giggle, and say that in some countries it is polite to belch after a good meal, and that was my kitty's way of saying "thank you!"

How to stop it from happening: Don't attempt to imitate a jack hammer. It is caused by air being forced into the kitty, usually by hard, deep thrusts. Some positions, doggie in particular, are also more likely to cause an embarrassing toot of approval as well.

However, from my point of view, I'd prefer to giggle a little over the results of a good teeth jarring pounding rather than forego the pleasure of being pounded into a quivering puddle of jell-o, particularly in one of my favorite positions :o )

SO true. When the pussy talks to me the pussy is soaking wet. It is a sign for me to cum lol. It is a major turnon and makes me extra hard.

As long as it isn't accompanied by a distinctive foul odor...don't worry about it. It's talkin to ya!

just for kicks: the medical term is a "bilabial fricative"

No pussy, no pussy farts.

usually the provider laughs says "pussy fart" and we keep on going.

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Because she gets pretty wet, and I like to get rowdy in all my favorite positions. It used to embarrass me when it made those air sounds, but now I feel like I exercised her pretty well and she's making happy noises when it happens.