The provider was telling me. She happens to be a 'cum on my face and tits daddy' sort. She tells me about this guy that shoots his skeet all across her little tits and stomach. By the time she gets a towel and wipes it off, she has a nice red rash where ever his skeet landed. Red rash splotches matching the skeet pattern. Didn't go away for a day or two either. I asked her if the guy was Chuck Norris. She completely cracked up. Any of you guys out there blasting fire from your cocks? You ladies ever have a guy shoot Chuck Norris skeet on you?

Yes some people are allergic to the enzymes contained in spunk.