I post this after several experiences within the last 2 weeks!. Ladies advertising the GFE have taken it to new heights!

The New Girl Friend Experience!..........

Calls your office to confirm the date!

Says she will be ready in a few minutes and is 2 hours late

Tells me her place is nearby and is actually 50 mi away
(still late after I arrive)

Boyfriend leaving her place when I arrive

Orders the most expensive thing on the menu and does not eat it

Only Kisses you on the cheek

Says she will make it up to you and rushes you out the door (apparently another time)

Takes your money and does not put out

I had a few girlfriends like that and that is why I now hobby. But it is now becoming like a civie life so now where do I spend my money! I'm buying a boat and going fishing!

It would be funny but it is true!