i have always wondered how you girls survive bag searches when they randomly happen..one provider i know was searched and they found various sex toys..said she was a sales rep for the company that made them..she said they gave her a sly smile and sent her on her way..have fun..will travel..

that's why they are called hazards of the trade..or biohazards in this case..

Not only a few weeks ago I was on my way to a near by city for a date and while cruising down rt 95 I saw the sign for "We Bare It All". I was ahead of schedule and thirsty and needless to say, Horny as hell. I thought to myself, why not. I couldn't think of a better way to get the blood flowing then to have a quick ice tea and a couple of strippers try and talk me into a lap dance.
Well all was going as planned, except it was middle of day and not busy. Well first thing you know I have 3 young ladies all sitting with me,all making the argument of which one would be the better choice for a lap dance. I took them all by surprise when I explained that I didn't have that much time for all 3 because I said I was on my way to a date to meet a very hot escort for a afternoon fuck. You should have seen the look on there faces. Well the questions starting flying. So funny, LOL.
Well then I said I have time for 1 dance, give me a deal for all 3 for a dance. What a blast, 3 sets of tits, all trying to find my face at the same time. Needless to say, I was rock hard and my pants all wet. Often think about going back.

Posted By: JuliasLilSecret

I just started traveling this year, and I must say that a lot of the fun in doing so is because of the people I meet at the airports.  My travel time is very limited, so when I go more than a few hours from home, I fly.

Anyway, today was no exception.  As I am checking in, my bag is overweight and the handsome gentleman next to me recommends that I move something from one bag into the other (I have 2 checked bags).  Of course, after contemplating whether to pull out my bag of ten thousand condoms, a rabbit, a bullet, a cock tension strap, and a full bottle of the best lube money can buy, OR the sets of towels, wash clothes, sheets, and other hooker necessities, I decide that it's too much of a PITA and gladly pay the additional fee.

Of course next we next must go through the security screening, and I am still next to the very helpful and handsome gentleman when I am told that they will have to pat me down.  I ask them to send the cute guy over, and handsome gentleman says he'll be right there.  =))

I somehow survive being violated by the TSA in every way except the ONE that would excite me, and make my way to the bar for my pre-flight cocktail ritual.  And would you believe that a few minutes after I sit down, handsome gentleman finds his way to the seat next to me?  I KNOW!, an unbelievable coincidence, indeed!

So handsome gentleman and I start talking about the usual, and the bar at this airport is dead so everyone can hear every word being said.  I use my very good cover story for what I do and where I travel, but I am pretty sure that handsome gentleman knows better.  I think that he probably plays with all of the traveling he does, and knowing that I'm on my way to DC and telling him that I go to Tampa when he asks where I travel in Florida probably sent up a couple of green flags.  Maybe not, I don't know.    Mind you, when I travel I look like Mary Poppins [well, the hard-bodied version anyway!  =)], so I really should not be setting any bells off.  

So my drink is gone and it's time for me to go and I tell handsome gentlemen that I've got a flight to catch.  Of course he asks if I have a business card that he can have and I have to tell him that they're all in my checked luggage (bad save, I know), so he pulls one of his out and tells me to get in touch with him and asks me what my name is.  "Julia," is my answer, with a huge, mischievous grin on my face.  

I'll send him an e-mail later.  =)   I do think it's a great way to make contacts, but I'm still not in favor of having business cards made up unless I put a non-existent company together with a separate phone number and e-mail address that won't trace back to my companion information.  I don't need any angry wives or nosy secretaries/bosses in my life!

So what are some fun stories from your travels??  =)))

Two weekends ago in Albany I felt something scratchy in my butt crack right when my 3hr gentleman caller walked in door - OBVIOUSLY Awkward -

He wouldn't take his eyes off me for first 30 minutes for me to figure out what the hell it was ..and before I knew it - we were just goin' at it . So I still couldn't check .. LOL .. OBVIOUSLY more awkward !

Even more Awkward - during crazy foreplay - he pulls out one of my rhinestones from the crack of my ass - ( One of my rhinestones fell off my thong !!! ) TA DA !!! That's what it was !

To him , I told him - It was a diamond in the rough !!! :p

It could have happened here at home in Buffalo - but - that's my traveling story - because I was on the road traveling :p

Cheers !

Make sure your dildo does not vibrate! They might take your bags away thinking it is a bomb..

And I remember reading an article about a note from a TSA agent to a traveler who had a dildo in her checked bag. It read: "Get your freak on girl."

He was fired btw.

when they pulled MINE out of my carry-on (i NEVER check bags) to X-ray it seperatly, the lady said "you go girl!" LOL!!!

Take the batteries out before you throw it in the overhead

While traveling for fun I was upgraded to first class...
So I throw my carry-on in the overhead and it starts vibrating like crazy!
Of course I'm last to get seated and the cabin is full and I actually double over into my seat laughing hysterically!!
I'm laughing so hard I can't even manage to stand up and get the damn thing!  
Everyone was laughing just as hard as me until finally a gentlemen grabs my bag and asks if I need any help
Well needless to say, I had lots of smiles and giggles that flight...and a couple of drinks
Xo's

Buy O hazards?

I travel a lot for work and mostly international travel.  When sitting in airports waiting on a flight I always hope to the hot sexy lady you see walking through the airport is on my flight and hopefully sitting next to me but that is never the case.  I always get the rude dude or the huge dude.  

Now when I arrive at some of my locations for a lay over, well that is where the fun starts.  You'd be surprised at where you can find some company in middle eastern countries.  Sure adds a new definition to "lay over".

Hope to bump in to Julia on a flight, that would be awesome...lol

Its always fun watching the reaction of the screener as the bag goes through and they see the toys. Priceless!!

What is even better is when you forget to take out the batteries and one starts to have a little fun all by itself in the bag......

down to a science. Only odd thing is a few times they tossed my hand weights which weighed each less than my lap top lol, and I am always padded down. I never check bags for any reason...don't need a Gaylord Focker scenario when I am trying to make money lol. I once met a former client from Baton Rouge aboard a flight from Memphis to New Orleans, and blew him in the bathroom for free. Other than that, getting stuck in various airports, forgetting a phone charger, etc. nothing all that funny comes to mind.

Posted By: JuliasLilSecret

I just started traveling this year, and I must say that a lot of the fun in doing so is because of the people I meet at the airports.  My travel time is very limited, so when I go more than a few hours from home, I fly.

Anyway, today was no exception.  As I am checking in, my bag is overweight and the handsome gentleman next to me recommends that I move something from one bag into the other (I have 2 checked bags).  Of course, after contemplating whether to pull out my bag of ten thousand condoms, a rabbit, a bullet, a cock tension strap, and a full bottle of the best lube money can buy, OR the sets of towels, wash clothes, sheets, and other hooker necessities, I decide that it's too much of a PITA and gladly pay the additional fee.

Of course next we next must go through the security screening, and I am still next to the very helpful and handsome gentleman when I am told that they will have to pat me down.  I ask them to send the cute guy over, and handsome gentleman says he'll be right there.  =))

I somehow survive being violated by the TSA in every way except the ONE that would excite me, and make my way to the bar for my pre-flight cocktail ritual.  And would you believe that a few minutes after I sit down, handsome gentleman finds his way to the seat next to me?  I KNOW!, an unbelievable coincidence, indeed!

So handsome gentleman and I start talking about the usual, and the bar at this airport is dead so everyone can hear every word being said.  I use my very good cover story for what I do and where I travel, but I am pretty sure that handsome gentleman knows better.  I think that he probably plays with all of the traveling he does, and knowing that I'm on my way to DC and telling him that I go to Tampa when he asks where I travel in Florida probably sent up a couple of green flags.  Maybe not, I don't know.    Mind you, when I travel I look like Mary Poppins [well, the hard-bodied version anyway!  =)], so I really should not be setting any bells off.  

So my drink is gone and it's time for me to go and I tell handsome gentlemen that I've got a flight to catch.  Of course he asks if I have a business card that he can have and I have to tell him that they're all in my checked luggage (bad save, I know), so he pulls one of his out and tells me to get in touch with him and asks me what my name is.  "Julia," is my answer, with a huge, mischievous grin on my face.  

I'll send him an e-mail later.  =)   I do think it's a great way to make contacts, but I'm still not in favor of having business cards made up unless I put a non-existent company together with a separate phone number and e-mail address that won't trace back to my companion information.  I don't need any angry wives or nosy secretaries/bosses in my life!

So what are some fun stories from your travels??  =)))

Hey London....Don't forget about the travel trip we made for our first meeting......somehow with 500 rooms in the hotel they put our rooms side by side.....LOL.....

bang another person that weekend and disturb each other ha ha.

Posted By: Crafty12

Hey London....Don't forget about the travel trip we made for our first meeting......somehow with 500 rooms in the hotel they put our rooms side by side.....LOL.....

Speak for yourself....I was an upstanding citizen......LMAO ......I always walk sideways a little bit....LOL

I actually have very simple and elegant business cards made in the name of SITARA DEVI that I keep with me which have my website on them for times when I meet a "Handsome Stranger" and want to make a "Sitara" connect with him.

I usually say something like "this is a new project I'm working on, be sure to check out my website" and leave it at that.

I've had some contact me over the years, and I would say that as long as you are careful and guarded about who and when you pass your cards it may be a good idea..for me its been great!

Sitara

Not exactly a travel story but a funny and sexy situation at an Apple store

Having some problems with my iPad so took it to the Apple store. So, the sexy young clerk said "do you mind if I power it on?"  No, go right ahead.

What I'd forgotten was that it was in sleep mode and when she brought it up (no, not that), it went to my photo stream and the photo being shown was of a screen capture I took of my gf showing me her breasts earlier that morning.

I said "oops, didn't mean to offend"....her reply: "no problem, pretty nice tits"!  Gotta love Apple.