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QueenBia See my TER Reviews 786 reads
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What kind of toys turn you on? Do you own any? Do you, like Toys for boys…

Have you ever used a remote control vibrator on a female in public?

Babes in Toyland was good but Toys in Babeland is even better!

I thought you were going towards the musical rather than the theatrical Babes in Toyland.

I was considering using the Laurel and Hardy 1934 version. Although the song, "Toyland, Toyland, adult girl and boy land"  is in that movie, the title of their movie is "March of the Wooden Soldiers." So, I went with Annette Funicello.

Posted By: 36363jensen
Re: Babes in Toyland  
I thought you were going towards the musical rather than the theatrical Babes in Toyland.
Otherwise, you'd end up with these guys:

I think she was a MOUSE.

Posted By: Lt_FrankDrebin
Re: LoL good call! Annette was a fox. EOM
Mouseketeer,  that is.

cute, but not a very good actress in her movies.  Sandra Dee could act circles around her.  

one time a gal let me watch as she warmed herself up by using a vibrator on herself while I watched.

 
It was pretty good at getting me warmed up as well.

 
Also while discussing vibrators, a gal using a vibrator on herself during reverse cowgirl greek is a fantastic feeling.

I do is take a woman to an adult toy store to help me pick out some toys to use on her for some edging.  Civvie women are sometimes shy at first, providers less so, but they will soon get over it after a couple of explicit conversations between me and the girls who work there.  It's the only kind of store in the world where it's okay to ask the clerk what her own favorite insertable is.  Lol

 
Note to mongers . . . . whenever you buy toys for a woman, if she is not there with you, give them to her still sealed in the original packaging.  Nothing is more of a turnoff for her than wondering how many other women have used them before you offer them to her.  Rechargeables are better than battery-powered.  They are more expensive, but if you are going down this road, don't be cheap, buy good quality.  

RespectfulRobert20 reads

You actually are capable of a productive response. Is it possible this will be some sort of trend rather than castigating every person who acts or posts differently than you? Maybe this is a new and improved CDL? We can only hope. :)

You will discover that I try to make my posts an equal mix of either Informative (like this post) Humorous, or Controversial.  You never know what you are going to get until you READ a particular post, and that's why so many people read what I write.  In fact, I believe one of my informational posts has the distinction of being the most-read on TER, with nearly 11,000 "reads."  It was posted in 2017, but the information I provided is just as relevant today as it was then.  

 
Many here only seize on the controversial, but I actually look for humor first when I'm considering what to say on a thread.  Like I said, I'm civil to those who are civil with me.  Name-calling is going to get a harsh response (except for NIcky, because he's an old friend who I know is just needling me, because we mostly agree on things involving pussy. Lol).  

RespectfulRobert21 reads

Well yes, you do cause controversy, but it's mostly not due to unpopular, odd or eccentric takes but it's due to you being mean and nasty at times, especially with the providers here. That comes off as more than just a tinge of misogyny. Other times you are extraordinarily picky and rude or you show your penchant to often argue a point to death.  
There is clearly an intelligent person behind those keys so why don't you show the nicer side more often? No one here is asking you to be a saint, just show more decency, humanity and restraint more often. Is that really too big of an ask? One would hope not.

for you is that I treat everyone the same on this board, and you're not used to it.  Many guys are so in awe of providers, they put them on a pedestal and give them a pass on just about everything annoying and disingenuous that they post here. Treating everyone the same is NOT misogyny, its equality.  Women have been fighting for equality for over 100 years.  I give it to them.  That seems like a "saintly" pursuit to me.  I treat providers the same as I do my fellow mongers.  If they say something stupid or peddle misinformation to newbies, I will call them on it.  

 
BTW, this style of dealing with providers is how I was able to have several as outside real-life girlfriends even though our first contact was as customer-provider.  In their real-life, they want someone who is real with them, not the worshiping suck-ups they take money from every day for sex while they smile, laugh and give them a fantasy, not reality.  Reality is reserved for their personal life.  I give them that, too.  

RespectfulRobert17 reads

Not a fan of toys for boys but no judgment there. But watching a hot young woman, between our rounds, like I did just a few days ago while she basked in the pleasure of an orgasm filled, self pleasuring, mind blowing, toy inspired venture was one of the hottest things I can recall viewing. Yes, I am a big fan of toys for non-boys. :)

I'm not a big toys fan. Certainly not ones for boys. I don't mind if she uses a vibrator or dildo as foreplay before we get going. I'm fine with it will we DFK or a suck her tits. A provioder once busted out a vibrator while I was in mish with her. It really turned me off because it was vibrating my dick.

Watching 2 lovely women diddle each other with a strap-on is number 1 on my toy hit parade. I've seen ladies use a feeldoe once or twice; ok, but prefer strapons.

Double-headers can also be fun but requires a little more dexterity between the ladies.

I've watched a few ladies use a vibrator or dildo on themselves and that can be pretty hot too.

brownjack24 reads

I have purchased toys for a session.  And, have had a number of providers bring/use their own toys.

 
I second the advice given here about having the provider with you when buying toys.  The toys I'd purchased were without the provider.  And, despite the fact that they were sealed when there were given, my choices were received with a luke warm response.

 
The couple of providers who brought their own toys, seemed overly enthusiastic to use them.  I don't mind integrating toys in the action.  But, not when the toy replaces me as the center of attention (there's probably a lesson there, that I won't learn, about my technique).

 
On the other hand, I've been with one provider who is a toy use genius.  She carries a bag of toys, and always finds new and interesting toys to enhance the action.

Not into toys for boys, but to each their own.  

 
Toys can be very fun during a session though and I don’t mind at all if she busts one out. Especially with non-FS FBSM gals, it can be so sexy to watch her get lost in her own pleasure for a while.  

 
Getting a toy situated where we both feel it is really fun and an amazing feeling, to me at least.  
A toy should be my friend not my enemy, especially with the increase in no-FIV providers over the last few years.

I love using toys on me and the partner I’m with… my go to for myself has been my trusty rose. It definitely gets the juices flowing in only a few minutes. A few nibbles and kisses from my partner while playing with my toy always heats things up. I like to use toys on my partner as well, be it a vibrating ring, dildo for pegging, or even a pocket pussy to use while mine is being devoured 😁

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