1. Your bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
1) It doesn't bleed every month 2) You can tell when it's excited 3) It's got more piercing options 4) You can pee standing up 5) Add boobs and you've got the best of everything! [giggle]
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