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emsjhs20091921 reads

looking to spend several hundreds on a new mattress set and wanted some input from the ladies concerning the best  foundation for sex.  which do you prefer ?   steel spring, foam (tempurpedic)or air (sleep number)

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no_email606 reads

Are you buying this mattress for the sole purpose of banging hot pieces of ass...

or do you plan to sleep on this mattress as well?

 
Every decision you make in life, should be the correct one.

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SinCitySinner599 reads

have them wrap their legs around you and bang the crap outa them?

What do you need mattress for?  :D

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Back_In_Black526 reads

If its foam you'll fall off the bed ! And the last guys imprint will still be there . Go with a regular coil spring .

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1192967592 reads

...very difficult to have sex as it negates movement. There is no bounce to work with.

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rrasha88641 reads

I believe that’s the all new Simmons “Whore-N-Snore.”  It’s a really great mattress. 900 squeak proof industrial coils can support even the most corpulent client. The anti-glare cover defuses the brightest glow from a bald head. Plus, it’s anti-microbial, anti-bacterial and anti-fungal so no matter what virulent fluids ooze from that massive slab of flesh, you can still have a worry-free session. Also, precision rabbited groves discretely channel away his rivulets of sweat. The deluxe version has a timer and tiny cattle prod-like electrodes to encourage the lingering client to move on when his time is up.
A worthwhile investment

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Dr Who revived508 reads

I vote for the Mom's apple pie scent.

Especially for those into the incest fetish  ;)

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I believe that’s the all new Simmons “Whore-N-Snore.”  It’s a really great mattress. 900 squeak proof industrial coils can support even the most corpulent client. The anti-glare cover defuses the brightest glow from a bald head. Plus, it’s anti-microbial, anti-bacterial and anti-fungal so no matter what virulent fluids ooze from that massive slab of flesh, you can still have a worry-free session. Also, precision rabbited groves discretely channel away his rivulets of sweat. The deluxe version has a timer and tiny cattle prod-like electrodes to encourage the lingering client to move on when his time is up.  
 A worthwhile investment.    
 

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rrasha88584 reads

Lamb curry.

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rrasha88679 reads

It seems the BSC gene kicks into high gear around the age of 40. Perhaps it’s the realization that you are never more than one appointment away from having to give lap dances at a Mexican truck stop just to survive. Just want to make sure I have something to fall back on long before that day arrives. I hear there's good money in direct marketing.

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Dr Who revived565 reads

Might end up in Costa Rica...but GaG can show you where the good jobs are  :D

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rrasha88546 reads

Maybe I’ll just get my broker’s license and cash in on the yet to be discovered lower west side market before word gets out.

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Dr Who revived590 reads

Pay cash only...wouldn't want the lenders to find out about this hidden treasure till you've cornered the market.

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Maybe I’ll just get my broker’s license and cash in on the yet to be discovered lower west side market before word gets out.

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mrfisher550 reads

It goes so well with the lava lamps and the beaded curtains, not to mention the black lights.

It's so groovy man!

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Dr Who revived553 reads

Here in ChiTown most waterbed stores closed up at least 20 years ago.

What I do miss is the waterbed conventions my clients took me to in Vegas.  They were always a blast.

Posted By: mrfisher
It goes so well with the lava lamps and the beaded curtains, not to mention the black lights.

It's so groovy man!

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Back_In_Black596 reads

Been bag chair too and offers all the ladies fon du , kinda groovy .

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Dr Who revived508 reads

Grooooooovvvvyyyyy

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