A very attractive woman is sitting at a bar, with an open seat next to her, a man approaches and asks if he can sit next to her, she says "sure" he sits down looks at her and says:
"Some people fake their deaths, I'm faking my life" She smiles and says: "Well, you're doing a fine job at it" There's a pause, and she says: "I'd like to show you something" and she pulls the hem of her skirt up to show the top of her stockings (I got an immediate erection from that), and then she looks at him and says: "I'd really like to suck your cock" boing, boing, boing He says: "Hallelujah" I would love to play this scene out with a provider some day. Gets me horny, just thinking about it.
There's a line of Indians to the right and left and he says to the Chief:
"You be Ten Bears"? The Chief says: "I am Ten Bears" Josey says: "I'd be Josey Wales" Ten Bears says: "I have heard, you are the grey coat who would not make peace with the blue coat, you may go in peace" Josey says: "I recon not" Ten bears says: "Then you will die" A classic exchange
Josey and the old Indian get separated from the squaw, the old Indian says:
"That's too bad I kinda liked her" Josey says: "Yeah, that's the way it is with me, I get to liking someone and they aren't around long" The old Indian says: "I noticed that when you get to disliking someone, they ain't around long neither"
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