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The funniest Provider Ad I've see was ...

"Going Out of Business. Get it at Half the Price. Hurry"

Another outrageous ad says:

"I do accept Tips for my time spent."

Most provider ads normally say "no need to tip or tipping not necessary. Don't ask about the rates -it's stated on my website", so this was different.

Tired of doing yourself? Let me do it.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

Big egos, big muscle, little winkies none will be turned away

This gal posts occasionally on escortblogs.net and she is always a hoot.

She reminds me of a mature Wendy O Williams.

I've never met her but I would want to if I'm ever in her neck of the woods just to see how it would be.  I'm a pretty daring kind of guy when it comes to the hobby.

(Click link.)

THE WHO; there is a provider in my region who has experienced 5 - 6 retirement tours. LOL

File under: When spell check is not enough.

"Please do not use fowl language or be disrespectful over the phone, online, or by e-mail when requesting an appointment."

"All photographs have distorted eyes for my own privacy and anomalousness."


FIle Under: Stay away. Far, far away.

"i have been arrested for solicitation and do not ever want to go thru that experience again. just make the appt. show up bring a nice donation and i will handle the rest . ok ?"


************* DRUM ROLL *************************

My personal Favorite, one for the schizo files:

"I lead a passionate double life and live by the philosophy 'be yourself.'"


-tessen

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who wrote:

"Just flipping through backpages when a girl who is spread eagle wide open with no panties in her pic, requests the following: "Please be respectful when calling." "

is distorted with a swirling action. It really freaks my out. Makes her look like she is really and alien, not a human, returning to her original form.

I thought it was so funny I posted about it on the Reviewers Only board.  

A girl was offering a discount to COSTCO members!

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