Sorry. I can't stop laughing as I type this. Just reading some reviews. This about a 30-40-ish non-GFE woman with many reviews, mostly in the 6-7 range. Nothing special. One disappointed guy gave her a 4/4 and commented: "Her tits are saggy little bags that look like elf hats that were caught in the rain."
I can't get the image out of eyes that are tearing up from laughing so hard. Sorry. Back to your previously scheduled program
thanks, that just made my day! That is just too funny!!!
I do feel bad for the lady in question, though. They have got to look pretty rough to get that sort of comment!
Posted By: impposter
Sorry. I can't stop laughing as I type this. Just reading some reviews. This about a 30-40-ish non-GFE woman with many reviews, mostly in the 6-7 range. Nothing special. One disappointed guy gave her a 4/4 and commented: "Her tits are saggy little bags that look like elf hats that were caught in the rain."
I can't get the image out of eyes that are tearing up from laughing so hard. Sorry.
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