Why do some pretty-laydees ask to play their own weird music (through their shitty phone),  that us older crowd never even heard of?  Do they really think some gangsta rap about crack, weed, and hoes is supposed to get me in the mood?

And second, because that's the music they have.

... then you need to stop seeing the hoes from BP.

Try booking with a full grown woman? And as for ho's? Forget about anyone you're tempted to call that.

These days most of my time is devoted to music. I love it, and always have

You tend to annoy me, but I really shouldn't let that interfere with how I respond to your posts. But I have trouble keeping up with all the various aliases and what people call each other. And you know me, normally I wouldn't bother to ask. But dung beetle creeps up so often I'm getting curious as to who it could be.

The champagne mood from Lawrence Welk  playing on her 8-track will have you both stripping off your Depends in no time.

While I will state for the record, I agree with your whole description of "weed, ho, pussy, drug" music...  
Ugh... just ... ugh.
I don't listen to that kind of music personally nor professionally.
I find it extremely distasteful and nothing will make my pussy run drier more quickly than hearing the words, "slap a b**** in her mouth," in a song. (If this is actually called a song... Somehow I think that is some kind of war chant for angry men... #shudder. It's ok yes, I am aware there is also angry b**** music.)

They know by want song is playing what should be happening in the session.

Just record your own tape or whatever with the music you like.

Tell them that Turkey in the Straw comes on at 55 minutes into the set.

and get down with your nasty side sometimes.

Try this out:

I was in line last week returning a pair of roller blades that didn't fit too well. This was last Thursday, so I had to make sure this was done before the Memorial day holiday. There was a young lady waiting patiently behind me. She was a cute brunette, with blonde red and silver hair.  

I don't find it to be a big problem, but some providers use it to drown out the squealing and moaning. Most music doesn't bother me, but the volume may.
I find the television to be much more distracting and I will turn it off.

They aren't talking to trees either.

especially if it's on a news station.

Some gals like the TV on to kill sexy sounds from the room, but please use music for that purpose if you must.

Very few people have a wide range of musical taste like that.

No, I love that song, as much as I hate to admit it.
Come on, I was exposed to a LOT of strip-club music. Hell, I even made a few playlists for a noob DJ...
2Live is .... ah.... so banned lol
Not by me, but I am sure you remember... LOL
My bro always plays this one, because I hate to love it, ...
I am crass sometimes, too.. shh don't tell anyone!
More like a dirty joke, not a life-styler :-P

Seems like this is THE one... always lol

What was the point you're trying to make? I'm confused.  
Are you saying rap music made you purchase a Rolex?  
If you're being serious, you're dumber than I thought. Were you trying to be funny? FYI, jokes that are difficult to comprehend lose their luster quickly way before the punchline is delivered.

Thanks for the new artist! I like

You're annoying that the pop up ads on Eros

I wanted to make sure I took care off the return before next Memorial day.  

you're paying someone that much money and you can't voice your displeasure at their choice of music?

That's the stupidest post I've ever read.  

THIS!

Especially when she turns it on during doggy to catch the Raiders game score......

Ask her to change the station or bring your own music.  Its not rocket science.

What makes you think I didn't voice my opinion?  
I voice it everywhere.

I love classic rock though.

... because the providers I've seen who play music during sessions all have great taste in their playlist selections.  There's considerable variety in their playlists, but then I like just about all kinds of music except gangsta rap and the really hard rock that's more screaming than music.

if her music is bothering you, ask her to turn it off. If you're seeing $600/hr ladies I'm quite sure that she'll turn it off if you ask. But, I'm sure she's not a mind reader.

then what's the problem?

Do you really think I don't know how to tell the hoe to shut it off?  
Go talk to trees some more,  maybe it'll teach you better reading comprehension.

...Stevie Ray Vaughn too.

After all, we're both trying to get into the end zone.

8o)

Clapton's "Reptile" album - start to finish - is undoubtedly some of the greatest fuck music ever recorded.