It was certainly not my intent to incite a train wreck. I am more inclined to call BS on someone making a dumb comment. It's much more fun to insult the slow and stupid, IMO

I am sorry that this is a late reply. Access to my computer has been limited by the live-in college spinner (damn!).

I am lMFAO at all of the responses. This was supposed to be a fun post where the providers could poke at us clients (think of the post where someone wrote what providers really mean in their ads).

I appreciate the ALL of the comments directed toward me... still LMAO...

Sorry LB (God! I get hot just thinking about you - and  I have no idea who you are - DAMN!), but it was meant to be open to interpretation. I didn't want to steer it too much, but apparently I didn't steer it enough.