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An ode to boobs.

Boobs boobs. I love you all.
Titties titties big and small.
A cup, B, cup, C cup too.
Love to stare at all of you.

Side titty, bottom titty, cleavage wow!
You know we are watching. How couldn't you now?

You can push them up into your throat.
You can hide them under your overcoat.
Open it up, and let me motor boat?

Fun Bags, Flapjacks, Melons, and Cans
Mountains, and Cannons don't fit in one hand.

Bee stings, Mouthfuls, Little ones too
Fit in one hand? They certainly do.

So at this junction. I must bid a due, and say goodnight to all of you.

I know this may sound fickle.
But I prefer the nipple.  :D

PS: Sorry I was bored. :D

Thought I would make some smart ass comment and read the poem later.. My comment still stands though :D

you need some serious pussy quick..hound dog..

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin


Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
An ode to boobs.

Boobs boobs. I love you all.
Titties titties big and small.
A cup, B, cup, C cup too.
Love to stare at all of you.

Side titty, bottom titty, cleavage wow!
You know we are watching. How couldn't you now?

You can push them up into your throat.
You can hide them under your overcoat.
Open it up, and let me motor boat?

Fun Bags, Flapjacks, Melons, and Cans
Mountains, and Cannons don't fit in one hand.

Bee stings, Mouthfuls, Little ones too
Fit in one hand? They certainly do.

So at this junction. I must bid a due, and say goodnight to all of you.

I know this may sound fickle.
But I prefer the nipple.  :D

PS: Sorry I was bored. :D

Link below or google "99 words for boobs"

http://youtu.be/LDWqFlFbkY4

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High-beam lights
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