Hobbying is a contact sport so the question is raised: Have any of you ever injured yourself while with a provider?

Hurt your back? Leg cramps? Pulled a muscle?

Did you keep going or did you stop?

If you went home afterwards and the pain was still noticeable, what lie did you tell to your SO?

Inquiring minds want to know...

during one of those awkward, upside-down, changing position sequences.  No harm done, did not leave a lingering mark and of course I continued on like the trooper that I am.  

Yeah, I had the 'keep your shoes on' thing going that night and I almost got my eye poked out!

Also almost got dismembered by a provider's cat (see 'Unforgettable Moments' thread below).

So just close calls for me...    

-- Modified on 8/23/2006 3:10:43 PM

Just was with a provider who applied some mint liguid to my balls (not my idea) and almost set them on fire.  She was nice about it - quickly got a warm cloth, etc.  Session went well from there but I arrived home that night and my SO was going down on me and stopped to ask why my balls were red... I said something about strong hotel soap but kind of a close call.  Hickeys are not the only way to leave a mark!

but I still love her dearly.  I can't say who it but she's a TER provider so she's probably reading this right now and is going to hurt me again on purpose!

But wow, she hurts my dick when I'm inside her.  She might just have bony insides, but she's also very energetic and aggressive and pretty thin.  We've also banged heads once and we almost fell off the bed one time and let me tell you THAT was interesting as we both tried to hold on while meshed together.  

I usually let her know when she hurts my dick, then we slow down or change positions.  Quite a few times we end up in each other's arms giggling like little kids on a sugar high.  Every time I leave feeling physically sore but mentally happier than ever.  She has put a spell on me or something.  Can you say "battered hobbyist syndrome"?

LOL - "testicles flambe". Reminds me of "rocky mountain oysters".

I had a sequind thong cut the bridge of my nose to the point of bleeding.

I tipped her a 20 extra and we laughed about it all night long. I still e-mail her from time to time and she still remembers they guy she made bleed.

A lady I was with once mentioned the time she was DS with a client.  Claimed she bucked back into him & knocked him off the bed & halfway across the room.
I believed her :^)

Once, while going at a lady pretty good in doggie position, my thigh muscle cramped and I had to disengage.  When I had worked the cramp out, I asked the lady if we could reingage so I could finish.  She pointed out to me that I had--the cramp had masked the orgasm!

Goodness gracious......

I've been on the DL twice in thirty + years.

Once a tiny gal rode on top of me so hard that my dick was black and blue for a month.  (Hemo something or other the doctor called it, he said no sex for a month and it would go away.)

The second time it was neck spasms caused by too much DATY.  Changing to a kneeling position on the edge of the bed so that my neck was not arched up cured that problem, but I had to lay off again for a month, at least for DATY.

Or anything too slippery.  You probably don't want your head too close to the headboard either.  

If you have seen the movie, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" you might understand what kind of woman I'm seeing.

Not really an injury for me, but your account, fishman, made me remember a funny incident.  I had gone down on this hot, young (like 18) provider to try and get her revved up.  She had been pretty much just laying there and my neck had gotten quite sore.  Since she was short and petite, I got on my back and asked her to sit on my face.  Now we were in business!  This was probably the best DATY I've had.  She drenched me!  I didn't have time to take a shower afterwards as I was going to a buddy's wedding out of town.  I showed up just before the wedding started and sat down beside my brother.  He sniffed a couple of times and said, "Dude, you smell like pussy!  What have you been up to?"  I lied and told him that I'd gone to town on my wife before leaving!  Fortunately, I was staying at my Dad's that night, and I got a chance to freshen up at the reception anyway.  

BTW, the reason my neck had gotten sore was that I couldn't maintain an erection due to the fact that I'm married and I was headed to a wedding.  I told the pro my problem about feeling guilty, and she actually told me that I SHOULD FEEL GUILTY!  That absolutely shut jr. down.  So what was I to do?  I decided to eat pussy for an hour.  Thank god, she got into it when we finally changed positions.  I know I'm going to get flamed for this but: THAT BITCH SHOULD'VE PAID ME!!!

-- Modified on 8/24/2006 5:41:12 AM

My provider (well known Miami lady) always has the candles all over the place to spice up the atmosphere.

We were having all kinds of fun and while engaged both agreed we needed a new radio station. So we both grapple for it to do just that, knocking a candle into my left arm and hitting me head a little too.

OMFG, all of a sudden all the hair on my arm went up in smoke, and burned a small hole in my head hair too. She is jumping out of bed screaming headed to bathroom to get a wet towel to put the fire out, but totally freaking herself. This was a couple years ago and till this day, on boards or in chat we make reference to the romantic interlude with candles.

I got an extra hour out of that one too. lmao Just had to give up a little hair.

During a vigorous BBBJ, a provider once scratched/gouged me right on the head of Mr Happy. It left one of those raised red welts in a place that was supposed to be more purple...so it stood out pretty good for over a week. Thank God for Neosporin. I will never forget that initial cleansing with alcohol though.   lol

Have scheduled several times after sporting events and had cramps play a huge part in the session!   Usually the girls are great and v. understanding but the frustration is immense!

sometimes you have to take one for the team, and don't rub it where it hurts.