Now that the dread Ides of April has passed, we all need a laugh and uplift, like a huge refund, a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, a marathon bbbjteku, and a dozen animated sextoons. One of my faves is Garfield and the Ultravixen, still residing I hope at Geocities.com/spectre_k85710/Garfield.gif. Those who are bored to terminal grief by rate and discount talk might enjoy a litle risque humor. LOL Some hacker should inject this into the Times Square News at lunch hour.
“Tiffany Ewe,” from Realsheep.com Geocities.com/sunsetstrip/palace/6314/news is another. She was Miss Congeniality in the Miss Montana Pageant last year. Tiff gives discounts to Senior Citizens on Viagara, package deals for rodeo riders, and rebates to one a week regulars who are willing to switch from Pepsi to Coca Cola. Baah!!
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