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devlish1 4586 reads
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1 / 43

Most reviewers describe their sessions like it's non-stop fucking for the entire session. My sessions are nothing like that at all. I usually pop in the first ten minutes after trying 1 or 2 positions. Then there is 20-30 minutes of recharging. In last 10 minutes an attempt is made for pop two that is rarely successful.

I am in early 40's and in excellent health. I am a bit shy and sometimes nerves can get in the way. But I make sure and only see providers who are easy to connect with.

If I try and do non-stop fucking then I usually start losing the erection after the first ten minutes. It will come back but it can take a few minutes or longer. I feel a bit self-conscious about that which is why I try and pop early.

Steve_Trevor 199 reads
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2 / 43

Are you having a good time when you see providers?  If so, don’t worry about what others say they do during a session.  I suspect there’s puffery in many reviews.  

Also, it seems you do longer than 30 minute sessions, yes?  A lot of the non-stop-fucking reviews are for shorter sessions I think.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 161 reads
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3 / 43

girlfriends that have been perfectly frank with me about what goes on at the incall versus what reviewers CLAIM happened.  They have told me that when it comes to one-hour sessions, only a small percentage of younger guys can manage a second pop. The vast majority of the rest are just engaging in a little self-aggrandizing fantasy when they describe what a stud they were.  Most guys over forty DON'T have two pops, but if they can after a reasonable rest, they will book two hours.  This is what I have been doing for many years, because I need 30-40 minutes of "recovery" time before I can even think about starting the second round.  

 
Don't worry, you are the norm, not the exception.  

Y0j1mb0 22 Reviews 160 reads
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4 / 43

I find that the majority of my dates now are mostly foreplay and after play.  I also mostly do one hour sessions instead of half hours.

And as others have said enjoy yourself and don't worry about other people's alleged stamina.

nevertoolarge 30 Reviews 202 reads
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5 / 43

the ladies i know well say 50% of guys pop in first 4 minutes of the date.   some barely make it getting naked.   so you are doing fine.   and of course those guys write reviews saying they fucked in 14 positions  LOL ...  so just read for the general attitude of the date not what the guy actually did.  

i am genetically lucky, i can last a while.   and some girls get pissed i don't pop in the first 2 minutes as they are used to and all they want to do.  of course those are girls i don';t see a second time.      

so just relax its all about fun,  as long as YOU are happy, most ladies will be happy as well.   the top ladies truly want to make a guy very happy, after all that is their service,  and you happy is what makes them happy.  

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 238 reads
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6 / 43

My Honeymoon Script

I'm in Nor Cal.  I've been mongering since 16 and I'm 54 now.  I like to go two times, minimum, during my hour session.  I show up in biZ casual with my A-game in effect and the correct donation amount.  I'm pretty exclusive to kgirls now but my style will work with non-kgirls too...

Cue The Cars 'Just What I Needed'...

There may or may not be makeout after she closes the magic door behind me.

I stop us at the bedroom.  I introduce my true self to her, bow respectfully and hand her the donation amount.  Good manners go a long way with kgirls...

If she wants blue toast and shower, I'm cool with that.  My goal is to make her comfortable.  Especially since the girls are freaked out about C19.  It's at this point, I was taught this trick many years ago, to ask for two rounds.

I usually get round #1 in the first 20 minutes of hour session.  Then I might give her my tantra massage or if I'm feeling lazy do a magic trick for her and chit chat.  It's on us mongers to manage the clock.  With 15 minutes left, round #2. Shower and on my way at the hour mark.

YMMV

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 5:55:01 PM

team_rocket_qwerty 163 reads
posted
7 / 43

I apologize in advance if my question seems pedantic or technical, but I'm a tech guy.

 
But the main question is, is it different when you're having sex with a non-working girl? If you have the same stamina there, I don't think it's an issue. Most people without pills will have a hard time maintaining an erection for an hour, without needing constant stimulation. It's normal. Think about this, male pornstars who shoot all kind of shit in their dick also used to require hand job girls to keep their shit up. Your body and blood flow aren't designed to keep your dick up for an hour straight.  

 
If it is different, you probably have some anxiety. If this is the case and you really want to, take a small amount of pill. I'd advise against depending on it though. Treat it almost like a placebo. It will give you confidence, and also make your refractory period shorter and you'll be able to keep your erection longer. But again, if you don't have ED problems, I would treat it like a last resort thing for your confidence. If you just want to be able to fuck for an hour straight and prolong your pleasure, then pills are probably the way to go. But again, just don't get addicted so you depend on them.  

 

I agree with most people here - don't take the reviews as baseline. A lot of people exaggerate a lot. Especially penthouse reviews. Some people might be taking pills so they will last longer. I can usually last long, but I can also bust early and then not be able to get it up. It really depends on your body. Hell, even if I take pills to party up when I fuck 5+ girls a day, sometimes I'll lose a boner and won't be able to get it up for 30 mins or more. It's normal. And I'm younger than you are,although I do have some blood flow issues, according to my urologist.  

 

There's an old joke about an old guy visiting a doctor and saying doc, my buddy says he can lay the pipe 10 times a night, I want to be in the same shape. Doctor says, hey youre already in the same shape, just make sure you also say you can do it 10 times.

 

Bottom line, do what you enjoy. If you enjoy endless fucking, there are ways to prolong it via a pill, maybe once you feel confident try not taking a pill and see how you fare. If you don't care about the actual long fucking, just do you and don't worry about anyone else. Your pleasure is your pleasure,dont let anyone else dictate it to you.  

Cheers

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 177 reads
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8 / 43

They are not called “hand job girls” because they don’t do hand jobs. They do oral and are called ”fluffers.”  There is usually one in every set where they’re shooting porn. Most are young aspiring porn actresses.

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 12:32:27 PM

Theocrat 14 Reviews 167 reads
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9 / 43

That would mean that 50% of providers have multiple orgasms  just from the client giving her a devilish stare and raising an eyebrow.  I read them just to get an idea whether the lady really provides X or Y, and to get a sense of her attitude. I pay little attention to the Hero's Journey tale that many guys seem to like to write.

devlish1 146 reads
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10 / 43

Thanks for your insights! It is not much different with non-working girl. Though I have very limited experience with non-working girl :-) . That's why I was wondering if I am just doing sex wrong , haha?!

I am not interested in taking any pill at this time. Based on all the replies it sounds like I am normal. There is perhaps some incremental room for improvement, but nothing drastic..

team_rocket_qwerty 150 reads
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11 / 43

Right, I stand corrected. I forgot the term and that they're bj,not hj.

impposter 49 Reviews 212 reads
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12 / 43

Posted By: team_rocket_qwerty
Think about this, male pornstars who shoot all kind of shit in their dick ...
Before Viagra, that would probably be Caverject http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostaglandin_E1  or Trimix  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimix_(drug).  It's still around. Porn stars have used it for years before Viagra. Possible side effects is priapism and penile fibrosis. (Ever seen those porn guys with the banana shaped, highly bent penises? Probably from overuse of injectables.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbVwGfOjIZ4
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Youch! Not for me ...

impposter 49 Reviews 196 reads
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13 / 43

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: In the porn industry . . .  
They are not called “hand job girls” because they don’t do hand jobs. They do oral and are called ”fluffers.”  There is usually one in every set where they’re shooting porn. Most are young aspiring porn actresses.  
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(EDIT: typo)
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Another youtube option: MUCH prettier, mukbang version!  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q6seb3tnX0
(ASMR is a real thing:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASMR )

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 2:17:53 PM

scoed 8 Reviews 191 reads
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14 / 43

I read reviews about a provider saying she came multiple times during a session. I also know this lady is taking medication that makes her insensitive down there and hasn't came in years without use of a vibrator. Yet there still all these guys saying she came over and over again.  

 
Most guys don't and can't vast all hour unaided. Most women if they are honest don't want you to ether. I read a survey once on how long most women wanted sex sex to last and the number one answer was 20 minutes. So you are likely fine. Besides this is P4P, it is great if they lady gets here but in the end this is about your pleasure and her payday. So you do you, and if you are on time, clean, respectful, leave when your time is up, and pay in full most ladies will love to book you.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 179 reads
posted
15 / 43

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

Nevermind

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 7:53:04 PM

36363jensen 4 Reviews 161 reads
posted
16 / 43

You are definitely not doing it wrong.

If you do have any anxieties about sex a professional relationship is definitely helpful -- you will always be treated well. Just relax.

You can also talk with them about what you want to get from the session -- and I don't mean specific acts, though that is fine too. If you are shy about things, and particularly with women regarding sex, the not strings attached P4P setting is perfect to build your confidence and the girls are all happy to assist (just don't be whiny or get clingy) You don't want to have them start playing old Green Day songs ;-)

And as others have said, two pops in an hour at 40 is less common that you might think reading reviews. Generally when I read a review and it's about his performance I tend to assume it more fiction than fact (and regardless is nothing I care about).

team_rocket_qwerty 156 reads
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17 / 43

Then you are normal. Don't sweat it. People often make shit up to make them sound better in everything, including performance, than they are.  

Enjoy yourself. And if you feel like youre wasting money on an hour session, do a half hour session. Or do a lot of foreplay before and keep hour long so session. The possibilities are endless. Enjoy yourself, don't think about your performance (and after all, even if you're inexperienced, a hooker likely is not a girl you're dating or want to wife up, at least not usually)  and let go of your insecurities. I know easier said than done, but hey :)  

Good luck.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 251 reads
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18 / 43

You may have been mongering for 38 years but you sure haven't learned that yet.  That's an absolute no-no.  You can bow respectfully all you want, but if you try to hand a non K-girl the donation, she'll probably kick you in the balls and tell you to get the fuck out.  Your "style" will definitely NOT work with non K-girls!  They will consider your behavior to be tacky at best and downright rude at worst.  Handing the donation to a K-girl may be considered by you to be good manners, but it is definitely NOT "good manners" to try to hand the donation to a non K-girl.  It simply is NOT done.

 
You obviously have NEVER read the website of a non K-girl.  Not one has ever instructed the client to "hand me the donation."  Many will give specific instructions to use a white envelope and place it on a table, dresser, nightstand, etc. "in plain view" and then perhaps go to the bathroom to wash your hands.  Or they'll say go to the bathroom, leave the donation and come back out.  Then she may or may not go to the bathroom to check the donation.

 
Not every instruction is written in stone - I never use an envelope, but what is absolutely forbidden is to hand a non K-girl the donation.  Maybe you'll learn that in the next 38 years of mongering.

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 10:47:24 PM

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 211 reads
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19 / 43

No good mother fucker Papa babo gonna school me?!

'That's what the website says.'  Whatfuckingever.

I don't know what you look like, perhaps severely obese with dead fish breath?!  I'm a good looking and charming smooth criminal.

I've been handing working girls the donation for thirty plus years and never a cross word.  How old are you?!  You ever actually buy pussy??!!

I'm not Five O, dumbass.  After I personally hand the donation over, the usual response is a billion dollar$ smile, wet kiss and thank you.

YMMV

-- Modified on 7/14/2020 11:56:29 PM

team_rocket_qwerty 203 reads
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20 / 43

He's clearly talking about kgirls. Many of them literally will ask 'donation' right at the door as instructed by orgs (which I don't like, prefer the ones who let me place shit myself).  

 

Yes, for non k girls (and even for those kgirls that don't demand it at the entrance imo) the etiquette should be different. No one wants to be caught in a sting.  

 
But no need to be a dick about it.

Slave2dailygrind 203 reads
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21 / 43

I'll be honest I read some reviews on providers from here & other sites that I've personally seen... 7/10 times always get a great chuckle at what I read. If it sounds too good to be true it is. Either a provider is possibly giving "perks" for these reviews OR these guys have fallen hook line & sinker delusional. If YOU feel you had a great time during the session & got your full allotted time doesn't matter if it's 1 or 4 rounds IMHO!  

Feel lucky you got a 2nd go around SOME not all of these gfe providers these days atleast in LA I've noticed since the pandemic seem to try to cut time in sessions short once you finish round one & they try to turn you around in quick fashion for next scheduled session😟

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 165 reads
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22 / 43

...my style will work with non-kgirls too..."  That's EXACTLY what he said.  Come on, man!  I repeat - he CLEARLY said: "my style will work with non-kgirls too..."  I understand he's your K-bro, but when someone is wrong, he's wrong, and you shouldn't try to twist his words to make it seem he said something he didn't say.  I respect you and I like your posts but you are "clearly" wrong this time.

 
P.S.  If I was a "dick" in my post to Twoon, what would you call him for replying to me by calling me: "No good mother fucker Papa babo" and calling me "severely obese with dead fish breath" rather than try to defend his post as you did without resorting to such language.

 
You don't have to answer - you described Twoon's behavior as exactly the way K-orgs behave when they want to discredit someone: "...it's a common way of org affiliates being dismissive of bad reviews, trying to shift blame and do damage control of their product. By saying monger is fat ugly or old, they try to attack the customer..."  Twoon is learning his lessons from Coeur-de-lion very well.  He's even using the same insults because he's too stupid and unimaginative to think of any original insults.  He's a fucking idiot.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/re-youre-new-here-so-let-share-some-history-----18932?frmSearch=1#18932

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 175 reads
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23 / 43

"...letting me know exactly WHERE you would like me to drop the donation is a perfectly reasonable request..."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie---faq-33/oh-yeah-cards-are-great-especially-when-they-have-your-hooker-name-on-them-149260?frmSearch=1#149260

 
"I simply drop the donation on the dresser or nightstand within the first few minutes of arriving..."
https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie---faq-33/no-actually-more-and-more-women-are-coming-around-on-the-envelope-issue-134087?frmSearch=1#134087

 
Or from an actual NON K-girl who said this TEN YEARS AGO:
"I could care less how the $$$ is presented to me, as long as it's within sight."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/newbie---faq-33/if-you-look-at-my-website-i-dont-mention-anything-about-it-72180?frmSearch=1#72180

 
Do you understand now, you fucking moron?  GaG says to "drop the donation" and the NON K-girl provider says she wants the donation "within SIGHT," not within her hand.

 
Go back to the K-girl board where you belong and stop posting about shit of which you have no knowledge.  Idiot!!

GaGambler 156 reads
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24 / 43

Too bad I can't say the same in reverse, you are still just BPOS to me, and a LOT of other people here. Even when you are right no-one wants to jump to your defense because you are such a loathsome POS, err BPOS.  

 
How about you and Twoon making a deal? I don't claim to speak for Twoon but I bet you if you promised to stay OFF the K-Girl board, he might be very happy to go back there.

 
Speaking of "go back where you came from" is that what you tell Asian people that you seem to hate so much? People like you have been saying that kind of shit to me for decades you racist POS.

team_rocket_qwerty 177 reads
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25 / 43

I don't approve of his language either, and I'm pretty sure I defended you in that thread he made about you too. I don't think I'm twisting his words, you're attacking him on a technicality, while he's been mostly a kgirl monger.  

 

I guess boys will be boys...

Theocrat 14 Reviews 170 reads
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26 / 43

Huh? Find me a single review I wrote under my current or previous handles where I claimed to give a provider an O or to pop more than once in a session.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 171 reads
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27 / 43

I was more commenting that your review reads like a hero's journey.  I enjoyed reading your reviews.

No offense intended.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 174 reads
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28 / 43

Lecturing someone on civility.  That's pretty rich, BPOS.  More lack of self-awareness on display.  

Theocrat 14 Reviews 164 reads
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29 / 43

Ok. I'll smooth down my dander.  
I enjoy writing something other than just "She blew me, I fucked her, I left."  But I know deep down I'll never be another Paulie Walnuts.  His reviews were Mickey Spillane for the modern age.

Slave2dailygrind 169 reads
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30 / 43

Can always tell reading reviews who the legit reviewers are & the ones trying to White Knight or talk about how these woman " molested them & jumped ther bones"... Rarely happens & even if there is a mutual spark real life dictates a bit differently. I personally never talk about "how great I am" or not.  One person to the next is so subjective. Reviews should be strictly a basis for other potential clients to find out whether the girl is legit, safe, not flakey, punctual & performs services as promised\gives you full time.

cool46 33 Reviews 163 reads
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31 / 43

I am 59 now but when I was in my 40’s is when I was at my sexual peek I was able to last for a long time and bust 3 or 4 nuts lucky for me I wasn’t in the hobby yet I would have been bankrupt if I was I actually had a girlfriend who was a nympho so it worked well for me man I miss those days, these days I have a hard time preforming when I was in my 40’s and got hard when the wind blew I knew this day would come but I was thinking maybe after 70 it’s sucks to get old!

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 160 reads
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32 / 43

..."go back where you came from."  I have no idea where "he came from" or what his ethnicity is.  I said: "Go back to the K-girl board where you belong and stop posting about shit of which you have no knowledge."  His advice on THIS board comes from his frame of reference of seeing only K-girls so it sucks for non K-girls.  He shouldn't be giving advice about non K-girls.  I notice YOU didn't come to his defense about the advice he gave for non K-girls.

 
The only racist here is YOU.  You call me a "racist POS" when before you called me a "racist KIKE."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/politics-and-religion-39/how-about-i-spend-a-few-paragraphs-giving-you-the-treatment-you-deserve-365118?frmSearch=1#365118

 
And don't forget: "no wonder they threw your kind in the fucking oven."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/politics-and-religion-39/yes-i-am-sure-you-would-have-gotten-fragged-365134?page=

 
Now that's a racist, hate-filled anti-Semite!!

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 207 reads
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33 / 43

I do unto others as they do unto me.  If they're nice to me, I'm nicer to them.  If they want to be an asshole, I can be a bigger asshole.

You and I were friends for a couple of years until I got tired of your constant bragging, lying and bullshitting.  Now you're just a butt hurt little bitch who I repeatedly catch lying and bullshitting.  When you're caught, you're not smart enough to come back with a clever retort so you do the only thing you know how - divert and distract with personal attacks.

inicky46 61 Reviews 179 reads
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34 / 43

And he does it with such easy regularity. Kinda like someone else we know.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 183 reads
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35 / 43

Telling other members which boards they can post on.  Do you see the irony in telling Twoon he doesn't know enough to post on this board when YOU can't stay off the Kgirl board, yet have never seen a Kgirl?  This has got to be pretty near the height of hypocrisy, but hey, it who you are, right?

blue5361 191 Reviews 154 reads
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36 / 43

I am in my 60’s, and I found I was losing my erection from time to time partially through the session, usually during prolonged daty! My solution was to get some low dose generic ciailis chewables. I cut them into 5 MG pieces, and I’m good to go for an hour straight! No more worries about losing erection partway through a session! Of course I did not start this until mid to late 50’s. Also one pop in an hour works just fine for me.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 291 reads
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38 / 43

but you have not proven it, and that's what has earned you the Piece of Shit moniker.  I put up links of you lying and contradicting yourself all the time.  What about your little white list scam?  Called you out on that  and you have never denied it because you know there's a provider out there that can expose your lie.   You're just a sad, racist has-been, as both a monger and a man.  I would like to say you're a shadow of your former self, but that WOULD be a lie.  At six feet tall and six feet around, you are the one casting the shadows.  

 
At least you have put to rest that you are the one years ago that started attacking ME first.  This should be a lesson about your backstabbing nature for anyone here that thinks you are someone to be trusted.  I will cop  to the bragging, but not to the lying and bullshitting, which are the same thing (you ran out of adjectives that were different, or what?), but you have no examples that you can prove.  Something does not become false merely because you claim it is.  Just because I have done many things and had many accomplishments that you haven't had doesn't make them bullshit or false.  You haven't been to the moon yet, either, but does that mean no one else has?    Your narrow-mindedness is your Achilles heel.

georgebensen 101 Reviews 167 reads
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39 / 43

I last about 15 to 20 minutes

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 157 reads
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40 / 43

You suspected "nevertoolarge" might be Paulie reincarnated.  No, he isn't.  Definitely two different people.

 
Paulie is just as interesting a character IRL as his reviews reflect.  He is still around though - he just changed his handle.  I believe he posted an explanation about why he did it, but then again, it may have been in a PM.  I'm not sure so I can't tell you what his new handle is.  Suffice it to say, even Paulie isn't Paulie anymore.  His reviews don't have that same panache as they once did.

Okbye 157 reads
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41 / 43

You’re good, most of these losers are embellishing.

gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 159 reads
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42 / 43

1. Like many others said, most reviews are exaggerated.
2. Don’t think much about performance, just go with the flow (I have suffered from this problem in early years and still do ... but I noticed whenever I am fully relaxed like no worries in the world, my game goes way up )
3. Repeat 1 and 2. Lol!

1angelinajones See my TER Reviews 194 reads
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43 / 43

Seriously, most ladies both Pro and Civvie do not enjoy a  
"constant" bang-session for a solid hour.   I know my sessions are  
of the varietal sort, because I enjoy mucho oral in-between.

Even though I'm a  highly-reviewed Nymphet, I still adore foreplay,  
after-play  and constant excitement which does not need to include
what you've written.

However, a breather for a good five minutes is always necessary to  
use the facilities, freshen-up, and sip a beverage.

Take these considerations into thought whilst perusing most reviews,
Lover.

With Pleasure,
Angelina Jones

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