: TER General Board Discussion : Thread Winner!!! E.

cutehunkie 70 Reviews 1393 reads

posted 14 years ago

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New Term for Provider - "Relief Professional"

Saw an ad and the title was that this lady said she was a 'Relief Professional'.
Sounds like a pretty upscale term lol. I think it sounds better.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 165 reads

posted 14 years ago

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Better than what? Hooker, Prostitute, Ho? [e]

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clang22 18 Reviews 120 reads

posted 14 years ago

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I always liked "Snake Wrangler" -e-

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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 195 reads

posted 14 years ago

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ads

'"what a relief it is" does sound good..i also like " tastes great and less filling" we are way to commercialized..

Posted By: cutehunkie

Saw an ad and the title was that this lady said she was a 'Relief Professional'.
Sounds like a pretty upscale term lol. I think it sounds better.

-- Modified on 11/7/2012 7:59:22 AM

BeenStrokin 151 reads

posted 14 years ago

5 / 17

Relief Professional sounds like Yankee pitcher Mariano Rivera. I prefer HO!

OK - it's a joke - no hate mail.

vonrichtofenlas 15 Reviews 147 reads

posted 14 years ago

6 / 17

'Recreational Therapist' EOM

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 118 reads

posted 14 years ago

7 / 17

"Pipefitter." E.

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MagicMedic 5 Reviews 119 reads

posted 14 years ago

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Is that a union job? (E)

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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 134 reads

posted 14 years ago

9 / 17

No, but "Pump Technician" might qualify lol. E.

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 144 reads

posted 14 years ago

10 / 17

Poultry farmer would make more sense....

After all, they do raise hundreds of little cocks all year long.

8o)

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 126 reads

posted 14 years ago

11 / 17

taco vendor? eom

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intique 144 reads

posted 14 years ago

12 / 17

What relief?

RED CROSS?

Posted By: cutehunkie

Saw an ad and the title was that this lady said she was a 'Relief Professional'.
Sounds like a pretty upscale term lol. I think it sounds better.

saturnsky 113 reads

posted 14 years ago

13 / 17

...and choke the odd chicken...lol...eom

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red_solo_cup 114 reads

posted 14 years ago

14 / 17

Well they do relieve my wallet of it's contents. eom

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clarence37 37 Reviews 211 reads

posted 14 years ago

15 / 17

C'mon, you can't get more creative than this?

Manual Labor:

Body Fluid Disposal
Groin Cleaning
Penis Scrubbing

Mechanical:

Semen Extractor
Testicle Drainage Technician (TDT)
Scroto-Rooter

Technical/Digital:

Down-Loader
Systems Anal-ist
Visual C's

Sales: Orgasm Vendor

Some promotions that might not fly:

"3 holes, no waiting!"
"No major accidents in @@@ 5 @@@ days"
"Free blood test with every order"
"Satisfaction guaranteed, or your fluids back!"
"Day-Old Sushi Sale!"

and my favorite,
"Over One Million Sold!"

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 164 reads

posted 14 years ago

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Thread Winner!!! E.

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WondersOfTheWrld 174 reads

posted 14 years ago

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Makes me wonder what's better than a "trick" or "john"?

It seems the OP is asking about terms other than the derogatory ones you referenced, so why even bring up disrespectful terms when that's not what the point of the thread is?