Compose an ad for yourself as a Hobbyist, if the the roles were reversed.
In other words; Show us what's in YOUR repertoire and espouse your "Marketing Mix"! Come on now, don't be timid... Sell baby sell! "One Caveat"; You cannot use the gag-worthy cliche'... "I enjoy long romantic strolls on the beach!" { ha ha, this should be a thread of pure levity! } { P.S. I wholeheartedly agree on the archaic music prelude....one's wife may get suspicious if you're listening to "Brick House" by The Commodores", when you never have prior. }
What does that have to do with your not being able to find a mute button? This thread isn't going too well for you. Maybe you'd better pull it. PS: I don't use a PC. Do you live in some place like Duluth? Or is that the Big City to you?
Just put the computer on mute OR is it easier to just come on here, make a post and go though all this? Lol I actually don't have music on my site but many ladies nowdays have videos on theirs that include music. Are they supposed to have a video with no music? XOXO TL
@Mina soda: I didn't miss the point, nor am I in a state of confusion. I did mention POLITELY, no less, that I was in agreeance with the "archaic music as a prelude"...
However, indeed, I was attempting to instigate some mindless fodder, and instill a few laughs as it related to your post. Certainly I was hoping anyone who gave a damn, would submit a "faux ad", to showcase the creativity that's amongst you. Clearly, you're not in the mood for laughs? ;( Have a lovely evening.
NO AUTO-PLAY!! Music or video. . We all dabble in TER-land in different circumstances. Some guys might be sitting in the family room playing some Mozart or Springsteen on their computer while others in the room are reading a book or playing chess. He does not need some auto-play LOUD MESSAGE to send a signal to others that he really isn't doing the NY Times Crossword after all. . Likewise, ANY PLACE ELSE: NO AUTO-PLAY! When we see the music option, we can then lower the volume or plug in earphones or whatever and THEN listen to your music selections. . I think that Google is supposed to be modifying Chrome to prevent some kinds of auto-play but I'm not sure if it includes escort web sites.
I have to agree it's really annoying and cheesy and to the ladies it's actually a turn-off. It evokes an image of cheap 70's/ 80's porno to me and it's just silly. But not as silly as the animal face overlays. Personally I don't find whiskers all that alluring.
I often put "well-reviewed" or similar verbiage in my BackPage ads because that really works!!
Not only are most BP ladies (at least in the areas where I advertise) not reviewed, many of the clients who browse that site are unfamiliar with TER and other review boards! When they then read those reviews, very few actually pay for VIP to read the Juicy Details but they do see I've been around a long time and have quite a few, which gives me credibility. As long as the General Details don't contain any red flags, the very fact I have any reviews is a huge positive! So even if my scores don't qualify me as "highly-reviewed" by the typical TER poster's definition? A) that doesn't matter much to my target audience and... B) very few of them pay to see the numbers anyway So mentioning reviews in my BP ads really does set me apart, which is of course the entire point.
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