"I am not the one for you but it's okay if you believe that for only one hour."

LMAO!

That has actually happened with me.  One client had it hanging out of his pants walking from his car to my door, Oh God, help me.   Hope the neighbors didn't see that one!

A Asian provider used to tell me she loved me so much, over and over, and she's never met anyone like me, everytime I saw her.. I knew it was a spoof from day one but I didn't let on ..After many visits and I got to know her ,I told her that some guys talk, and I heard  she has said she loves them  also..She said Sweetie I love you more than anyone for one hour.. When she was getting ready to retire she told me she was moving to New York and she wanted to find a man and get married and have a family.. She asked me if I would marry her.. I told her sure, maybe we get married one day...She laughed and said, Oh you so nice you marry me for one day... and then she loved me like no other for one hour..
If a provider asks if I have a GF I tell them
"You are my GF today " thats why I am here

ohhhhh

thanks need gooooood sunday laugh
muahh

LMAO!  Definitely some great rainy day entertainment.  Crimson - have you got ideas for a regular web series?  You're very good at it!

Cheers,
Stella

Wow this was funny and disgusting. lol @ calling him repulsive.


lol great I made you laugh do I get a discount....oh people that want a discount for anything.

lol @ i am not the one for you but it's okay if you think so for an hr. *dead @ I have to go because I don't like you*.... awesome.