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Overuse of the word Cum in Provider Ads.........red_smile
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 880 reads
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Don't know about you.  Well I do know about you - I mean after all you are on a fuck board.

Anyways, is it just me or does the term "Cum" in Providers' advertising seem over the top and frankly cheesy.

For example

* Cum see me.

* Cum to my incall

* Cum have a good time

Really, I think most guys get it.  You are selling pussy which results in cumming (See what I just did there:)

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P.S.  Do you plan to go out Leroy Jenkins style?  WTF is Leroy Jenkins you ask!   Google it.  But here is how I plan my LAST Hobby date.  3 or 4 Providers.  Nice steak dinner to set the mood.  Golden showers all around.  Cum swapping.  Body writing.  Spit party.  Then top it all off with anal/gaping while inserting my tongue way up each Providers third input!!!!!!

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escalade1964482 reads

Kind of shows she has a "dirty" side.

The ads that just state the facts are fine also as long as  
at the end of our date, they too make me Cum.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil500 reads

Language like that indicates that the lady enjoys "cuddling" and "holding hands."

RIGHT, escalade1964?

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69EType958 reads

It sounds like an Olympic sport.

"At the top of tonight's sports news, team Germany brought home a gold medal in the 4-man Splooge competition at the Moscow winter Olympics."

"Jizz" sounds like a bar term. "I'll have a jizz and bourbon, please.

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escalade1964508 reads

LOL

"Cuddling" and "Hand Holding" should be used much more in ads as well as put on menus / services

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London Rayne505 reads

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inicky46549 reads

Cum is OK but P*ssy and F*ck are not.  What's the "logic" here.  Please give us a list of words that must be asterisked and why.

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London Rayne527 reads

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inicky46513 reads

You spelled out "vagina" in the thread above!  Have you no standards whatsoever?  Fucking Hooktard!  LMAO!

-- Modified on 8/10/2013 9:21:02 AM

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London Rayne449 reads

I bleep out P*ssy and C*nt bwahahaha.

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inicky46534 reads

If I must spell "c*ck" this way, must I also do so for variations such as "goo bazooka" and "custard cannon?"  Please clarify at your earliest opportunity.

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mrfisher526 reads

When and why did the perfectly good and descriptive word "come" morph into "cum"?

And why do people use the word "cum" in situations that have nothing to do with ejaculating, or semen?  For example I can see the usage when one says:  "Cum on my face.", but why do we use "cum" instead of "come" in a sentence like:  I'd love you to come and see me?

Any hobby/sex word origin sleuths out there?

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inicky46502 reads

The word "cum" is only to be used as a noun to describe what "Top Gear's" Jeremy Clarkson calls "Gentleman's Relish."  A/K/A: splooge, jizz, baby batter, man mustard, etc.
The word "come" is a verb, viz. "I came all over her tits."  Or, "I want to come on your tits."
For example, here, courtesy of Conan, is a sentence using both words correctly.
"I told her I wanted to come on her tits and she said, 'Yeah, baby, shoot that cum on them now!'"
Conan The Grammarian and The Cunning Linguist hope this elucidates the matter for all.  And they thank mrfisher (a/k/a mrfister, mrfissure, mrpischer, mrflasher) for the opportunity.

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mrfisher477 reads

See my post above about another proper use of the word "cum".

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inicky46522 reads

synonymous with "together with" or "plus."  As in,  "mrfisher is a whoremonger cum bon vivant."  Further, "mrfisher, the whoremonger cum bon vivant, asked his partner where she would like him to come.  She replied, 'I want your cum on my face.'"
That would seem to en-"cum"-pass it all!

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