That was one of my favorites.

There have been some pretty good ones over time:

"Shoot that hot wad right over my face."  Was one of the best.

"If you want it, fight for it." was another.

"Fuck me till I ache."

"Treat me like the dirtiest lover you ever had.


Sadly, my repetoire consist mostly of:  "Oh God, oh God, etc.

I could use a new writer.

A provider told me Your dick is so much bigger than glowerlord's you can do anything you want to me

And take my morning dump down your throat.

The above delivered by the bodacious Kyla Lavi

Provider number 1 said "you can do anything to me that you want----anything!" and she really meant it and Provider number 2 said "do you want to pee in my mouth?"   I didnt actually take her up on the offer but it ws sexy as hell the way she said it.

'' it's a hundred more if you don't make me cum first. ''

By the amazing Chloe Carter.  I'd just arrived for my first session with her and she announced she was going to make herself my ATF.  A few minutes later she's delivering a stellar BBBJ when she looked up and said, "I wanna be your ATM."
I started laughing my ass off, and it became apparent she had no idea what she just said, so I told her, "You can start spewing cash at me any time now."

"Fuck me like you own me"
That was great.

Back when I'd only seen two providers, I was seeing one of them (9/9 average, two pages of reviews).  As I came up from daty, she said 'fuck me'..... I asked for the condom and she said, ' I don't have a disease and I can't get pregnant,  just shove it in you sonofabitch.... '  

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BP girl..... Door is open.... Come in..... She's naked,  looks at me,  grabs a towel to cover herself, heads into bathroom........ Comes out in a robe and says,  '' I'm sorry,  you look so much like my Dad. ''  I laugh,  she starts crying.... I put $50 on the dresser and leave.  

What a missed opportunity!  You should have answered, "I AM your Dad!  Why does that mean we can't fuck?"
PS:  This always works in West Virginia.

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I'm fucking her doggie and she looks over her shoulder and gasps " I love your cock".  She latr offered me a big cock discount which she seemed to forget about. Great actresses!

Sometime last year I'm doing jenniferXJ6 doggie and really going at it when she started to yell, "I love you!  I love you!  Marry me!  Marry me!"
I swear this is true. Fucking hilarious.  Just saw her again on Tues. but we have no marriage plans.

She raped her legs around me and said,"now throw me down on the bed and fuck me

Sorry that should have been Wrapped I am not a fucktard just brain dammaged EOM.

And she meant it. Another lady said, "I'm gonna ride you until I cum." It was a wild ride too.  
 

But in my most recent session with my favorite she pushed me on my back and sadi she was goign to take my cock, fuck herself and make herslef cum with it. And did she ever....I loved every second of it.