she was in the trunk of CPA's car??

rope, tape and a ball gag

No deb4512

If someone does find her please let her know how much I miss her...nah, I'm over the whole deal!

Now, if scoed wants to post some of his great metart gals, l am sure that I would love to find some of them "gift wrapped" under my tree

I don't mind being called Debbie downer, old, fat and ugly (because I know it's not true.  No one wants to have a drink with me to find out, especially Gambler who won't' answer my posts when I ask him to meet me for a drink in person). But I do mind being told that they wish I was murdered or committed suicide.

I was going to go on about how you're a drama queen and lack the ability to take a joke...
But LP declared positive posts only, so I'm gonna tell you that its all cool by me and clarify that nobody really meant it litterally when they said to hang yourself. Are you really that slow? Lol I'm sure you are not.

It is the season to get busy and get laid. It seems to me what you really need is a charming young handsome guy like myself, but since I'm currently taken and occupied, you should Hang your self a misteltoe by the door (no pun intended) and throw a nice christmas party... and kiss the first dude that walks in under the mistletoe. Maybe a handsome guy similar to me might show up and make things better. I don't mind a sugarmama who takes care of me though, that'll be fun wouldn't it?   j/k
Having friends over might helps with your mood. Plus having people around is always more fun than being lonely at home.

Happy holidays