maybe you should try a Hawaiian Shirt and some Khaki Shorts and Flip Flops.  Then they wont think your a gangter.

They usually say to me "You Look Good" they are just being nice I guess.

For me, it's generally about my beautiful, silver, full-head of hair.

X

Haha, a ganster!  What are you wearing a 3 piece pinstripe suit, borsalino wide brimmed hat and a pinky ring!

Your hunchback is not nearly as bad as the other girls said
Or
Your back hair is not nearly as thick as I expected.

But mostly, they say,

Your penis looks much less like a thimble than I had been told.

Compliment?

What is this 'compliment' of which you speak?

The uber-hot Russian lady said to me:

"Chore beeg nose ees vairdy handsome.  I luff beeg noses.  Does chore son haf beeg nose also?"

So sweet....hoe could I not blush under the weight of that compliment?

The first compliment I normally get is ether on the fact I am very clean or on my eyes. The fact that I am bathed comes up shows how far the ladies are reaching to say something nice about my looks. LOL. At leased they are able to reach and find something.

I get that alot.  "Me!" is my answer.

On a serious note, many of the other guys make me look good.  A number of the 30 or so women that I have seen say that the guys almost never read their websites in any depth, show up late or not at all, just lay there or are just not very nice.  Thanks guys!

Why, that looks just like a penis...only smaller!

What The Hell is this 'gangster' shit???

I had that said to me recently, too!

Is that a compliment? or ????

What does a gangster look like?

I, IN NO WAY, look like the Al Pacino-Style mobster. Nor a Wu Tang-style gangbanger. Nor a Hell's Angel-style biker, Nor a Ultragroomed Cartel-style...

I dont look like a Juggalo, a Tea-Party member, or Barack Obama. In fact, I HAVE NEVER seen an image of ANY dangerous criminal type that looks anything like me.

For crissakes! I've been told I look like JOHN FUCKING DENVER!!!!!!

So what does 'gangster' even mean?




HalfHour

I get a lot of "Are you sure you have the right room? Oh, God, I hope you have the wrong room."

Almost 100% of my sessions have started with the lady saying something along those lines.  I view the comments as pleasant attempts to break the ice.

"You're not THAT fat!"

..get to meet a gent who looks so obviously "like a gangster" that I'll feel the need to comment? That sounds fun!

I think the most common one I get is that my skin is really soft.

Darya