This question is mainly posed for the hobbyists who consider themselves at the higher end of financial/professional success.  

True intimacy is not only between the legs...

answer these 6 questions correctly and I may answer yours .

Save that for Mr. Wonderful.

its in the mouth too. and occasionally in the ass .

aint gonna happen

I have better things to do with a girl's mouth than talk.

Don't know or care who is the current heartthrob
Uh... George Dubya?
No
Hell no
No answer  
No!
the flinstones, jetsons, etc were all goo

And has been for some time now.

how would you know about the flintstones and especially the jetsons if your young .. okay explain that to me ??? okay can I have your measurements please and don't fib I wont tell anyone I promise ..xoxoxo

where my intimacy is its in my knowledge of stuff ya no . but if you rock me its anywhere till I divorce you .

I don't think that I care the least bit how well traveled,  well educated,  or how much life experiences a 20 something girl has. She's 20 something,  how much life experiences can she possibly have? And her education? Why would that matter lol I'm not looking for girlfriend or a girl to get married to in the hobby.  

Yep I am sure you do. Nothing that a hard shove won't achieve right?

Life experience is learned over a 'life' just like it states and being young you don't have that under your belt just yet. It's nothing to knock yourself about though...especially here. Maybe take a lil extra time to educate yourself on matters that you feel will fit these distinguished clients you meet to keep 'you' most comfortable with your time together. But I would highly suggest to just be 'yourself' in any event. Don't pretend to be something you are not, even in Candyland.  

Seriously, if the ladies worked on good looking guys they would be broke and more truth, The correct amount of money(actual bank account possibly not so much) and cleanliness is far more important than looks, travel blah blah blah. Hookers don't want a boyfriend, they just want to get paid for doing a job and then the guy can get the heck out until the next time he wants a nut..

I'll take enthusiam over erudition every time.

a socialite or PHD...   clean, polite, good basic manners, real language skills (not text speak or ghetto talk except under special circumstances).   Multi levels of tableware are not expected.  I never could get the hang of chopsticks...

Blackhawks first round opponent is.

More about her particular background. She may think her stories are uneventful but every girl grew up somewhere and had a unique life. This would interest me more than stories about all the vacations she took at different countries or States which were prolly part of her tour lol.  

Plenty of advice on these boards...don't mess it up.

Act like they're happy to see the guy, act like he is a great lover, act like they care about his babbling, get paid, do the job contracted for.

do you think WSJ is a partial source?

The girth of her biceps and shoulders will probably outshadow any stimulating conversation

whole menu , ask questions have fun . if you go to a show , read the playbill , find and learn things as you go. don't try to be someone your not and don't feel funny if you don't know something . if your with a nice guy and he traveled ask him about it . if you have free time go to a museum . your young (so you say lol) so be young cause once your old your old ... xoxo.. cant wait for your next question

Usually does the trick.  

which is irrelevant to the types of criteria you mention.

As far as social graces go, I've never had a problem despite seeing gals from all kinds of backgrounds.

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ho the number 1 heartthrob in America right know - ACDC

In St. Louis

the 'gals' here as a whole all the time. Does make me giggle. Oh the things you do NOT know CPA. But keep telling yourself you do. That's why your the King of TER.  

those that offer silverware. While I'm not a big dinner date guy, the ladies I have been with for such a time have all been pleasant conversationalists and have had exceptional manners.  

she comes down and I pick her ass up at the corner .  naturally I roll down the window and a quick once over shes in the car . she hasn't seen me in a while so she removes her gum and gives  me a quick kiss hello and grabs  my crotch . off to fine dining . we enter the restaurant naturally her fredricks of Hollywood isn't appropriate so she is fitted with a jacket . as we are seated all eyes are on her ripped stockings and boo font hair doo ..chewing like a cow the old guy next to us is popping nitro to avoid a heart attack and looking at his high school sweetheart wife , he aint got laid since sputnick .. poor bastard. okay dinner lobster with fingers and shes sucking the claws like a pro 10/10 . juice going down her chin and her foot in my crotch . after dinner some nice dancing , she climbs the pole with easy and slides down the whole shaft . time for dessert and off we go to her place drab incall with candles booze and ipod music .. lol .. no mention of politics , travel the outside world .. just her me some food and some lovin .. just the way I like it .  

Didn't realize that happened to men too.  

Google is your friend. And, read books. You don't need finishing school to act appropriately in public or be a good conversationalist.  

No absolutes whatsoever.  As well take a look at Zoe's site and her begging for a SD.

And use them appropriately.  

Like "DA" said for me I just want a girl no matter what her age "well legal of course" be polite and fun loving and what most all men want is for you girls to tell us how great we are and laugh at all our stupid jokes.

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First, Valentine's advice above is worth taking to heart.

I wish there was more of on these boards!
Well, done.

Knowing everything is knowing NOTHING and knowing nothing is knowing EVERYTHING.. worst of all is the ABSOLUTE Assumptions..  

Do you also think we are ALL "certainly soliciting" for a SD on TER.?.  
 

Though there are 'a few' guys on review boards who actually do care about all that, most are not the ones who post on the GD. I was thinking with your 'young provider' comment that you were like 19 or 20, but even if you were born in 89 that would make you 25 this year which is not all that young in hooker land.  

miss spellings an art and miss ter is cute ... and id do miss America ..  

But most of ya are looking for easy money. Many times have I stuck my dick in a mouth wishing for it to STFU

No. I want to have something to talk about. If I was that sophisticated, I could help to find it and not rely only on the provider.  

It is easier to get along when both are on the same plane. I have met some I find hard to communicate so repeat visits are not considered.

it should be no shock you find some "hard to communicate" with.  Given your woeful skills in that area I would assume everyone finds you hard to communicate with.

Funny thing is that hes the one who is the village idiot.  
He has to get on a plane because where he lives there are mold infestations...  LMAO

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I make a pretty damn good living but I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. So what I prefer when I see you is that you remain true to yourself. I enjoy Golf and Baseball, but I don't want you to pretend you do for my sake. I can afford fine dining, but I prefer good food. I can afford 5 star hotels but I prefer Hampton Inn. My point is that I don't eat places, stay places, drive cars, wear clothes and/or jewelry to impress anyone. I eat, stay drive wear what I like.

It's probably been 20 years since I read the WSJ, and even back in the 80's I paid someone else to read it for me and bring anything important to my attention. Reading the entire WSJ was/is one of the surest ways to end up being the most informed guy in the poor house.

I can't imagine who would have the time to read all that shit.  Most active traders feel that majority the info from WSJ is a tad outdated by the time it reaches them anyway.  intermediate or long term investors may get something out of it tho,  those that just sit on the same stock or fund for years and years even through market tops lol not that it's a bad strategy for those who can't read the indicators,  but a dumbed down one.  

Like Anything in life if you want to be successful you have to work really fking hard and hope you catch a break!

Oh ok. Then you'll be fine. You got this.

For a buy and hold investor there are some articles that are relevant.

Even a lot of those early morning email alerts are a tad outdated as it's all priced into a stock by the time the market opens. If you have the balls for "pre market" trading it can be useful, but once the market opens all it's good for is to let you know why "other people" made or lost money as it's way too late to act on.

I know what Geisha is, I'm not sure why they practice the art.

plane has multiple meanings not just aircraft.

Heard of Plane Geometry?  

One of the best conversations I've ever had with a provider during the downtime was about her cats. She adopted 2 strays that were stow aways in the luggage section of a passenger bus. She said one of them must have inhaled too much deisel exhaust because it will sit there and Bob it's head side to side (and she showed me). I laughed so damn hard at that story and obviously I remember it often till this day, and she also said when it's feeding time the other cat will help the other to find the food dish, even though it's always in the same spot. Great story, with humor and compassion, from a great woman who is as hot as any woman I've ever met. This woman is in fact very bright, but she wouldn't have had to be, she just was herself for that 1/2 hour -45 minutes and that was really cool. And then she rocked my world for the second time

who would want to stoop down so low in order to be on the same plane as you

a provider bragging about her designer bag. I can't even remember the names of those brands being a guy.  Many girls don't seem to realize that their own life stories are more interesting than they think. Now if she's taking up 30 minutes of the hour talking about it,  that would create some problems lo

no wonder he's the village idiot LMAO

It was just a play on words but.....

His bar is set so low, you could roll a bowling ball right over it.

Re: Ok. I'll cancel my subscription to the Wall Street journal (eom)

WSJ? You? I'm sol

That's when active traders sell.  LMAO  

Maybe it is not so much about finding a sugar daddy, but just simply feeling comfortable with your client. Connecting with them in one way or another creates a comfortability so that we can engage in the type of session a client is looking for. (when it comes to the sex) If you are unable to connect in at least one way or another-at least in my opinion- I highly doubt the session will be as satisfying to you as it should be. Connecting is very important so both people can passionately unleash and keep you coming back for more!!!  

in between pops to recover. Obviously I enjoyed her story, I still think about it. I've had other ladies tell me cool stories too, but I don't remember many of them...and the best part, they're hot naked women telling me stories....hmmm, I call that a win/win

Go fuck yourself and take drunken and finicky with you.

I have some land for sale in Florida, interested?

Go tell the story to your idiot cohorts.

Poking fun at YOU. We weren't laughing with you. We were laughing AT you. LMFAO