Sorry about the typo.

There is nothing worse than answering a bunch of questions that I already have in my ad. I find it to be a huge time waster, and just purely disrespectful. My phone number is there for after you have read the ad and I don't mind clarifying things for you. It is not there so that everything else can be skipped over and answered in a phone call. I immediately read that as someone who is not serious about meeting. Especially when Im asked "which girl are you again" because they aren't even sure who they have just called....LOL

Go bareback full service...the end

MM

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listen to that little voice that tells you DANGER, DANGER ! It's actual good for both hobbyists and providers alike. It may take a little time to develop this sixth "hobby"" sense, but when you do, always pay attention

3 little rules

be on time..be clean..be sober..ALWAYS respect your partner..

20 bucks an hour..

trust me...Its Gross

I especially like hiddenhills', BizarroSuperdude's, and MagicMedic's rules. But which, if any, is the single most important rule of them all?

"Leave your feelings at the door" is a pretty fkn important rule --all sorts of sht hits the fan when you break it.  

Maybe the bareback rule is the sine qua non. Not London's "no fktards." The hobby-economy would collapse!

Do your research and don't let the little head over rule the big head.

#1 rule: the provider while GFE is not your real GF nor is she apt to be. Loneliness does not make this hobby anything other than what it is..... cash for time.  

 
#2 rule:  RESEARCH.

This may sound a little cheesy but every gal we see is someone's
Mother, daughter hell even wife and should be treated as such. Nothing wrong with some ass slapping and hair pulling as long as you don't go too far with it, it's kind of hot with the right gal.

Also leave you're emotions at the door this isn't a dating site. While sometimes you develop some real friendships out of this, it's still pay for play. I've been lucky enough to make a couple actual friends out of a couple ladies. But until I get a call saying come over its on the house just cause I like you ( trust me not gonna happen) no delusions here. The donation keeps it in perspective.  

Number one rule though is research and have fun!! Be yourself  don't worry about making an impression on her or trying to be the best lover she's ever had. Be who you are and just roll with the flow and you'll be surprised how much better this hobby can be!