Maybe this ground has already been covered, but I thought it would be interesting to see providers' review hobbyists.

How about a TER-style, juicy details review of your best and worst hobbyist encounters?  We always read the man's perspective, but I think the provider viewpoint would be incredibly interesting...  and entertaining.

So let's hear it!

I'm sure all the providers can't wait to give their overweight, unattractive, balding, older clients who finish in less than 3 minutes low scores so they can kill the goose that lays the golden egg....

A couple of us might get some well deserved high scores but let's face it, what kind of guy typically uses this service anyway?

It's dangerous enough to a ladies enterprise to discuss simple likes, dislikes, politics or religion. What do you think it would do to their profit line if they were to give accurate accounts of this gaggle of balding, poorly groomed, overweight, ED ridden, quasi-socially inept, ego-centric misfits?

Just kidding guys; you're all Brad Pitts equal and sexual phenomena's; all of you.

And the results were ugly.  there are some web sites that DO review clients.... and the results are much less than flattering... well beyond the obvious.  I have from time to time suggested that providers give feedback to clients in a very TER like style...  but that is really a difficult topic - for a lot of reasons...

But hey, go ahead and try - I do tend to think it a good idea....

the idea of a reverse rating 'board' or whatever is  doomed to failure. I have had good luck with the providors that I've seen and don't think I would suffer to badly if reviewed, but, would be crushed if I got low marks and thus would never see that girl again, cutting off any repeat business from me.

A better idea is a place where girls can exchange info on guys relating to rip offs, references,  etc. We've seen in the last few weeks an excellent dialogue on these boards regarding an individual who was promoting a rip off scheme. For the safety of the community as a whole, these problems need to be exposed and dealt with in a timely manner so nobody else gets burned.

NSF

TER   REVIEW   FORM   FOR   PROVIDER   ON   HOBBYER

Hobblers Handle:
Incall/Outcall:
Hobbyist Phone: Choose: “cell” / “work phone” / “home with S.O.” / “home alone”
Hobbyist Email:  Choose: “short & sweet” / “long winded” / “gives good email”
Screening: Choose: “Yes, full compliance” / “Yes, fear pervades” / “No, dump him”
Status: Choose: “S.O.” / “single” / “don’t care”
Employment: Choose: “independently wealthy” / “HPJ” (High Paying Job) / “nice but low rent” / “staying with parents”


SERVICE   INFORMATION  -  (WHAT  HE  “WANTED”):

Escort Service Wanted:  “meal & FS” / “FS only” / “extended stay”
Massage Service Wanted:  “only” / “yes, with HJ” / “yes, with tongue”
S&M Wanted:  “no” / “light” / “heavy” / “nipple torture only” (it was Jockeypants)
Style Wanted:  “GFE” / “PSE” / “combo”
Time:  “early bird” / “afternoon delight” / “night owl”


ACTUAL   SERVICES   PROVIDED:

Sex:  “hell yes!” / “umm, yes” / “sorta yes” / “well, no”
Massage:  “none required” / “hairy” / “not so hairy”
S&M:  “ball kicking level” / “wax dripping level” / “spank level” / “foot worship only”
Blow Job:  “no” / “yes, with condom” / “yes, flesh finish” / “cim spit” / “cim swallow” / “cim snowball”
Touch Pussy:  “nice” / “fingernails” / “dirty fingernails” / “oil rig worker”
Lick Pussy:  “yes, thank the supreme being” / “competent” / “teeth” / “CFC” (couldn’t find clit)
Kiss:  “ooooaaah!” / “nice” / “moustache” / “over-sized tongue” / “room for improvement”
Anal:  “yes, thanks” / “ABA” (attempted, but alas) / “NOBPB” (not offered but he politely begged) /  “NOTAFO” (not offered, tried anyway, showed him the door) / “I used my strap-on”

Two Girl Action:  “no” / “yes” / “yes, thank god she was there”
Two Guy Action:  “no” / “yes” / “no, but it felt like it”
Full Session:  “came & went” / “multiple popper” / “over stay, my pleasure” / “over stay, his pleasure”

His Massage Quality:  “say yes!” / “say no!” / “oil rig worker”
Other Services Provided:  “mutual rimming” / “farm implements” / “other: __________”


HIS   REQUESTS:

Outfit:  “garter belt” / “slut” / “biker chick” / “schoolgirl” / “full animal costume”
Make-Up:  “full” (no S.O.) / “none” (suspicious S.O.) / “some” (he has baby-wipes in the car)
Can I Leave Marks?:  “no” (S.O. at home) / “some” (can blame it on labor intensive job) / “yes” (single or oil rig worker)


“BE  PREPARED”  HOBBYER  INFO:

Donation:  “yes” / “yes with gratuity” / “yes with gift” / “yes, left his underwear behind” / “rip off”
Build:  “average” / “toothpick” / “Willard Scott”
Age:  “over 70” / “under 70”
Viagra:  “no” / “maybe” / “had to have been”
Penis:  “john holmes” / “john doe” / “john wayne bobbit”
Bush:  “shaved” / “natural – clean” / “natural – flea market”
Hair:  “clean” / “greasy” / “none”
Chest:  “Arnold Schwarzenegger” / “Don Knotts” / has “man breasts”
Piercing: “no” / “affected use of condom”
Tattoos:  “no problem” / “tender & scabby”
Ethnicity:  “clearly understood him” / “ESL” / “huh?”
Transsexual:  “no” / “pre-op” / “post-op” / “not actually sure”
Smokes:  “no” / “yes – gross” / “yes – thank god, so I could partake”
On Time?:  “yes” / “late, with call” / “late, no call”
Overall Attitude: “Old hand” / “Newbie” / “grateful for any attention whatsoever”
Oral Fixation?:  “no” / “just kiss & DATY” / “there was a thin layer of saliva on every exposed area of my flesh”

Overall Performance:  “1. Deer in the Headlights” / “2. Quick Bunny” / “3. Frisky Bear” / “4. Wild Monkey” / “5. Godzilla in Tokyo”

General Description:

Juicy Details:



Good luck boys!

That’s the report from the field,
Jockeypants

It's one thing for us to get bashed but another for a hobbyist (who pays) to get bashed. Not a good idea (although tempting).

Hugs,
Ciara

Yes, I suppose this is bad business practice...  unless, of course, you give your customers rave reviews.

I'm the first to acknowledge that the gap between reality and my perception of myself is wide indeed.  Deep too.

I once had a provider tell me that I was the only person that could make her cum on a regular basis...  I chose to believe her because thinking otherwise is untenable.

Yeah, I guess they get the big bucks for servicing us fat, hairy, smelly, grunting pigs!!