At first I thought how cute and funny, but I must not be creative. Other than the standard and usual that we already see, I couldn't come up with something I felt was positive and original. I did consider a penis sucker like a push pop. Lick it, suck it, and push it as creamy custard comes out the top?

But I am pretty sure thats not original.

in a store on Key West.  It should be easy to make dick- and tit-shaped candy.  This would give new meaning to the expression,  "Go suck  a dick!"