...sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."  You gots to get paid for your 'sauce' Mr. Gander.

I was talking a while ago about some of the successes I've had with BP providers. One I met recently I've seen a few times and have gotten friendly with. I've showed her a lot about the hobby since she was a rank newbie and not looking for a career, just supplementing her income.

Tonight she texted me and said she needed a big favor. We went back and forth a couple of times, she was a little cagey, and then she blurted it out - she has a date with a fetish client tonight and he wants her to come over with a low cut blouse and jizz showing on her tits, and he wants to jack off to it. So she wants to know if I wouldn't mind if she stopped over so I could cum on her tits.

I said, no, I wouldn't mind at all. That's just how I roll.

I didn't have the heart to tell her it would probably dry up by the time she got to him and not be very visible. However, I am going to supply her with a condom filled with home-made cornstarch jizz to refresh the tracks when she gets to his place

What's that, you say I could just show her how to make the cornstarch? Huh.

I never thought of that.

Anyway, I bet you don't get THIS from a top 100 provider!!!!

When guys ask for crap filled undies, I just get it out the litter box.

And I think Amy Adams used that recipe from Julia Childs...

Maybe Amy Adams would want the real thing?

Posted By: London Rayne

When guys ask for crap filled undies, I just get it out the litter box.

Or, did you mean the lotion and the raw egg whites?

And she looks a lot like a gal that I know fairly well here    (PS...ask Lina..tell her The RedHead)

Check out "Julie and Julia"....terrific movie about Julia Childs.

And yep...lotion and the egg whites  LOL

is disgusting and very fucking funny. Oh and Clarence you're full of shit, lol

Motherfuckerswant your crap filled undies?!?!?!

(Hiiiiiii London....)

I'm heading to Vermont...gonna kill me a Turkey!