Must be because bills are due.

SPOTM and SPOTY awards.

Weather is gorgeous outside.

WASPS are people too  

... yes its true, they dug a pit underneath Satan's toilet to hold me but there wasn't enough room to park my bike so I lit a match under Beelzebub's Big Bubble Butt and exploded my way back to Terra Firma where I immediately proceeded to stick my tongue down the throat of the slightly butch but attractive little EMT still giving me CPR. I'm pretty sure she responded for a brief moment before pulling away in shock.

Just remember to duck the flying poo.  Now let me the fuck outta here!

You and CPA good friends? Gambler? You're not with Udo and Single, are ya? DO tell!! London...nice to meet ya, Doc. "_

Whack those waps, go on, take a swipe at them, I dare ya. I hear some waps swipe back.

Holy shit, never thought we'd see you back here. How's the hog and I'm not talking about the hooker under you..

I guess having CCPA and me "vouch" for him would be like you  getting great reviews from the likes of Udon't or SingledigitIQ, but it's true,

Speaking of those two brainiacs, as the first month of the SPOTY's is nearing it's end it looks like SDIQ is narrowly ahead of escalade64, but it appears as if E64 may be pulling up lame and dropping out just as they entered the home stretch yesterday, which would give sSDIQ an easy 8 length victory over the rest of the field.

I know a lot can happen over the next several hours, but right now it looks like it's SDIQ's race to lose.

Oops I almost forgot, welcome back Doc.