After my NC/NS this morning- this email gave me a good laugh...

"Hello sexy, will be right to the point, first let me say I am not a cop or affilated with any law enfocment agency. I am looking for a true GFE. But with a twist. Want all BB play. I am clean and 100% safe. Never done this in my life and looking for my first experence. So get back to me and let me know your rate. Just got my taxes back so can look out for you real good. Seriously want that mind blowing experence and this may be it. So get back to me. Thinking sometime this week. Talk to you soon."

WTF?  Sure- come on over, I'd love to catch a life changing illness and go to jail!

XO
Melanie

We need this guy running around loose. I doubt that he's LE, but on the bright side, he is an idiot.

BBFS is like playing Russian Roulette with your health.

Just because a guy says he's clean doesn't mean that he is.

This E-mail is a complete farce. There is not one solitary intelligent statement in the whole message. First, a law enforcement official would want to ENTICE you to make an appointment to see him. Requesting bareback full service from a provider you have never seen before is not your meal ticket to a session. Second, the punctuation, grammar and spelling is so bad it’s laughable. Third, providers hate open ended time periods like "I was thinking sometime this week" It shows a lack of planning and real desire to make a commitment on the part of the hobbyist. Have a specific date/time in mind when contacting a lady.  

No, I would not think for one second this was an LE trap. On the contrary, I think this guy is just an idiot who has no clue or professionalism in speaking to a provider for an appointment.
     

with self references like that, how could a girl go wrong?

Perfect example of someone jerking off while writing an email.  I would guess the average provider gets at least one of these per day.

A great date with a clean and safe guy, and the chance for repeat business when he gets his tax rebate in june.

This guy is a keeper!

Sweetie...we all get requests like that...my thing...don't respond. Don't waste your time on a dummy like that!

The only thing you should be riding BB is your vibrator!

Shane

lol Melanie, too funny....

He should have added, I am HIV positive, but I am on safe medication so it won't transfer.

I can't beleive what you all put up with.

-M