Seriously. Post of the week.

I am a male provider. (For woman)  My services are exclusively for women who are into FGE. (The Fat guy experience).  I can be whatever your desire for the hour (or more if you have pretty feet, or ask nicely).

I can be the dirty truck driver you've always fantasized about.  After a 15 hour drive I am ready to peel off them overalls, and heat things up with my sexy sideburns.

Not your thing? , ok, I can be a clown.  You can clime all over me like a trapeze artist.  I will even bring the big shoes, and let you squeeze my noise maker.  (the one on my nose silly).  I bring the the circus to you!

Still not doing it for you?  I can be the large Russian plumber, teach me English and show me how to lay pipe the American way!

I can be the hefty disgruntled mailman.  I need to deliver a package at any cost,  and the only route to the destination is over your bed, and you won't let me cross without paying the toll.  (No EZ-Pass accepted!)

The possibilities are endless!!

I charge what I am worth, if I am a luxury that you can't afford, I'll probably settle for less. (Especially since you think I'm a luxury, I impress easily.)  I expect you to bring an unmarked unsealed envelope with small bills. Upon entering my location you should rip it open and count it out loud as you shove each bill one at a time into my back pocket.  (Don't forget to tell me exactly what I need to do to earn it.)  Then without me asking, head to the bathroom.  This will give me time to count the money and dance around the room.  You are NOT to shower. (There is no such thing as a dirty woman).  Just practice making kissy faces in the mirror as you gear up for your FGE fantasy to come true.

So give me a call!  With me you get a LOT for you money.  Dream big!  You deserve the best, why settle for less?


DISCLAIMER: The above is for entertainment purposes only and is not a advertisement for prostitution, or any other elicit activity.  That is unless of-course your hot.  In that case it would still not be prostitution, cause I would provide my service for free. Actually I'd pay you.. oh wait that that would be prostitution again.. Uh, just bring me a sandwich and hope for the best.  Wink, wink.

(Also, don't open the door too fast, I may or may not be hiding behind it wearing something sexy..)

Re: Just keep your ass well lubed!! Approx 99.99% of your clients will be male homosexuals....

Women don't pay for sex period at least not in the good ol U.S.A.

There are rumors that the widows down there might shell out of few bucks for some decent ass.

What?

Did you think that porn stars would be standing in line for you?

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You do realize, though that male providers usually provide services to men, right?

Those women are lonely and need someone there to be with them.

So ya wanna b a Gigolo?

The 1st one that comes to the door with more hair on her "upper lip area"(zappa),than i have,
i'm friggin out of there!!!

If you prefer to play legal, you can always apply here (see link below) ...LOL

The plot revolves around Latin American revolutionaries, but the protagonist spends his youth as a gigolo in Europe.

Best things about the movie are a very young and very hot candace bergen, and a very young very hot and very naked leigh taylor young.

but these days, most male gigolos are bent over a table and called "Bitch"

Go to Executive Protection school, and that way you will be hired to protect Daddy's Little Girl (DLG) and keep her company.

And absolutely prohibited from having sex with her.

At one point, I was hired to keep an eye on Daddy's Little Girl and keep her safe. (Daddy's Little Girl was 30 years old.) Of course, you can't very well keep her safe while fucking her, so that's off the menu.

But it's a funny thing that happens when you are stoic as hell and by all indications you have zero interest, and nothing she does however provocative it may be elicits the slightest hint of interest. She gets pissed that you won't fuck her. Seducing you becomes the be all and end all of her existence. She feels that unless you lay her, she has lost her touch etc etc etc.

So she went and pouted to Daddy. Against my advice, Daddy kicked in some extra bucks for me to allow her to seduce me. I bet she STILL thinks it was a big coup; but I assure you sans payment and Daddy's permission I am about as unlayable as they get.

Even to a woman, nothing is sweeter than fruit that is outright prohibited to her. It's no mistake that in study after study, women routinely evaluate the same man as more attractive if they think he is taken.

Later on, another guy I had done mercenary work for paid me to be the boyfriend of his daughter for quite some time. The purpose was to un-twist her mind so she could have normal relationships and hopefully eventually beget an heir.

So I have found, strangely enough, that the easiest way to get paid to have sex with women is via "action careers" such as mercenary work and executive protection. Their Daddies will pay you to do them if you are clean cut, smart, loyal, etc. and you are disciplined enough to show not the slightest interest, not even peeking out of the corner of your eye.

Of course, if you manage to pull off a classic daring rescue in a developing nation, getting laid is practically a given unless you are extremely insistent in turning her down. There's just something about the combination of danger, a man who can work extreme violence, sudden safety and the closeness of a male and female body.

Depends on the lady.... I think of Hung.... men might pay more for you tho (probably the wrong thing to say to you since you're inquiring about ladies) ... just saying.