A couple has a dog who snores -- loudly.  Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if she can get help. The Vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right!" she thinks to herself.



A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring-as-usual.

The

wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.  Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.  Lo & behold, the dog stops snoring!  The woman is amazed!!



Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.  He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.  The woman wonders if maybe the ribbon might work on him!  So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!  The woman sleeps soundly.



During the night her husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.  As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused.



As he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.  He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers ... "I don't know where we were, or what we did -- but, by God, we took First and Second place!!"