I'm sure you give each of them a gift on her birthday, right?

Idiot.

You are a customer, not a friend.

Research some more and you'll find one.

All right my friend...if you've spent money on the hookers in the past year (can't really go beyond that since it's this year's birthday bash) follow this formula...

>1,000  I would expect nothing less than a BBBJCIMNQNS

>5,000  I would expect nothing less than a full menu for 4 hours...at your convenience

>10,000  She better fuck your brains out (including an overnighter) and buy you a dinner at the restaurant of your choice

>50,000  I expect nothing less than a NEW Lexus (or luxury vehicle of your choice) with a full on sex marathon  

>100,000  She better fucking get you that car, give you as much sex as you can handle for a 24 hour period...AND bring two other hookers (of YOUR choosing) to perform whatever you need...including doing your windows in the house.

Are we clear on all this?

And I have received discounts and gifts from regulars, for my Bday.

I give my boss presents on her birthday, but never say, "Hey, let's just forget about pay for today. Sound good?" lol.

That said, if you have good relationships with some favorites, they may feel inclined to offer you a little something extra - a gift or a bit more time.  A free session?  Not likely.  Do you just gift the ladies a session fee with no time required on their birthdays?!

I stop by Starbucks and get a cake pop.

You started from a gift, to a discount, to a free session. I don't even buy my mother $300 birthday presents and when you put if in perspective she has given me more love and nurture than anyone else.

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