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mrfisher 115 Reviews 352 reads
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Muuuuuu.

(That's a little inside Buddhist joke.)

Government_Watchdog2129 reads

We know exactly where the one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

Waddaya think?



-- Modified on 1/2/2008 2:30:35 PM

Either that, or we should politely ask the terrorists to wear cow outfits...

You make is an act of terrorism to wear a cow suit, that way, anyone wearing a cow suit is, ipso facto, a terrorist.

You'll never make it as a government bureaucrat.

Now see, there you go assuming...if all terrorists wore cow suits, we'd still need to use profiling to assume that all cow suit wearers were terrorists.  Yikes, I can't believe I'm even going here, but what the hell...let me modify my position.

Phase one.  All terrorists are to wear cow suits.

Phase two.  We'll hire a consulting firm to study any harm done to civil liberties by profiling cow suit wearers in our hunt for terrorists.

Phase three.  We'll ignore the consultants findings, and put it on the ballot to the voters.

Phase four.  The courts will find the act unconstitutional, and we'll go back to the people touting our record on fighting terror.

I think I may have some bureaucrat in me after all.  Maybe I'll sit at my desk, looking busy for the rest of the day, just to prove it.

GaGambler295 reads

Go get yourself on a ballot somewhere, I'll vote for you.

What religion are cows impersonators?  We certainly would not want to upset any moderates.

Muuuuuu.

(That's a little inside Buddhist joke.)

Then someone will complain that we are discrimating against cows...

Kari~~

Perhaps the reason why the Dept. of Agriculture is so successful is that cow's can't run as fast as terrorists and illegal immigrants.

GaGambler157 reads

Then it does belong on the P&R board, Bill Maher has become such a mouthpiece for the left that he has ceased to be funny. The venomous bile that comes out of his mouth has lost all entertainment value to me. Hate is not funny

Jon Stewart OTOH while leaning just as far to the left, remains hilarious.

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