An "indecent proposal" to? I know it's a bad idea, but damn, they wear yoga pants everyday and it's like I have to bite my hand to prevent slapping that ass....

brunette in my office drives me nuts. wears tight sweaters that really show off her D-cups

If she says yes then maybe you have a chance, but if she says no then move on.
It's very risky sometimes fucking a co worker but everybody has to do what works for them.

There are MANY women I would/would've liked to make indecent proposals to - at the gym, the grocery store, and yes at work...

t helps. And I'm not talking regular old spankin' it.

Your there with someone 8 hours plus a day.   That's a third of the day.    Sometimes women want it just as bad as the man......

i have a client that picks out providers based on if they look like certain ladies in his office that he would like to get together...not sure if it would work for you, but it helps him to keep out of trouble at work

during my lunch hour. I'd have to eat a quick sandwich on my way back in. I also was a 5 minute walk from my work. If only I'd have taken some of the offers, and done a nooner with them every now and then. UGH #regrets

not a good idea....do not mix the two ...

you are a minx alright

I had considered that idea of hiring providers built like them, however in my area those are hard to find without driving two hours or paying $300+ an hour...

I can help you with the Doctor fantasy.

Got me a lab coat. Stethiscope. I even have shitty handwriting.

Wise advice i received once- it has served me well!  {$0.02}

Never butter your bread. Never.

who was flirting with me if we might meet after work for a drink and some conversation.  I prefaced that by asking if she had a SO to which she replied "no, but thanks for asking and yes I'd like that". After spending a week off due to the flu, I asked again and she said she was usually tired from working twojobs, maybe another time. I said no problem.  

Yes, of course, I've looked at co-workers and lusted.  Lots of smart, energetic, gorgeous, fit 20-somethings where I work.  

... Went to a business meeting with a software company in Vancouver once.  I arrive and the place is crawling with these amazing looking young women in Yoga outfits.  There was about seven of them on the elevator with me.  I went to my meeting and there I found out that I was at the Corporate HQ of LuluLemon.  This company was moving because LuLu needed their space.  I think all the engineers needed anti depressants due to the pending move..  Beats me how you would get anything done at that place.

I worked with a barely legal blonde, who had the most gorgeous legs along with a nice ass. I always wanted to yank down her short shorts and give her anus a nice lashing with my tonge.

Can I be the dominant Secretary? LMAO

I think a mental evaluation should be included too. Lol
If he or she feels this is grounds for sexual harassment report.
They still have the power to say yes or no.
 

Tight little Asian girl with big breasts who worked at my kids day care.  She had those big responsive nipples no bra could mask and wore v-neck tops all the time.  She spent most of her time on the floor playing with the kids so from the front you could see all the way down to her belly button.  Dads would race the moms to pick up the kids.  

regardless of who their direct supervisor is.  Depends on company's culture but I would strongly discourage any contact outside of work (even happy hour with bunch of other ppl etc).

backin the day.  I was sleeping sexually after a marriage that was dragging me down.  Had a sexy triste of friends with benefits and have been on fire ever since!

Start to work at gay club!

These days?  Just say no.  When it comes to co-workers or clients I err on the side of caution.  A claim of sexual harassment can be the kiss of death to your career.  You may feel like it is an innocent comment.  Or that if you ask her out for drinks and she says no, it is no harm no foul.  Not everyone looks at things the same way.  

Yes, get a job that doesn't require you to ask,"do you want fries with that?" And you'll understand.

Those that do are viewed as having poor judgement and a lawsuit waiting to happen. That will cost them promotions in the long run and they never know why.

My son is now in his 20's, however back in his teens he was a competitive swimmer.  I asked him why he didn't date any of these beautiful athletic girls and his response was "Dad, I don't shit were I eat"...  Love that kid!!!!

Re: Wow, way to achieve things on your own merits! -eom-

better than being a cry baby sugar baby of yours and wait for a hand out  

Re: Wow, way to achieve things on your own merits! -eom-

besides i did it, because power play turns me on

My professional contacts know as much about my personal life as I care for them to. There is no need to share my personal life with them and it can only lead to a situation which I do not have control over. If any of my professional contacts were to be told about my hobby life, I think they would initially doubt it, although it would probably fill in some blanks.

Your coworkers aren't your play things. How about trying to be an adult and just treat them like people.  

etting more 20-something year old pussy than he knows what to do with.

You are wise. I got lucky and fell into one of those dream jobs. I was a "ghost" after hours and wouldn't socialize with anyone. Once a Secretary told me she saw my "twin" riding a Harley downtown over the weekend. She said, I knew it wasn't you because this guy was all "inked up with full sleeves" and you're so "straight-laced." I smiled to myself and thought, "I'll never complain about having to wear a suit to work again."  

Sorry darlin' I may have inadvertently had your post removed.  

By the time I was in my mid-20s, I was running a company & would have liked to have slept with most of the women working for me. But. Besides spending all my attention on achieving operational excellence & profitability, it was important to pay attention to the things that threatened those business ideals, and in the mid-80s, an emerging threat was the downside of sexual harrassment. I vowed never to be That Guy, and in fact fired somebody who thought it was perfectly okay. He was married, and had some 'splainin' to do. I'm gonna guess it didn't work.

Re: Wow, way to achieve things on your own merits! -eom-

Yes, I am jealous!

who are on a mission and working their way up the ladder. That is deff not a submissive woman by any means. If she's smart and knows how to channel her power she'll move up the ranks rather quickly even if its pretending to be submissive to get there and fool "some-guys" like you lol. Don't ever judge a woman by her position...you don't know what she's got up her sleeve.

Asking someone for a date is OK.  Ignoring a "no" and asking again is not OK.  If you're a manager, date someone in a different department.  As far as workplace policies go, I think it's pretty balanced.

to your advances?!?  Clearly from your list and my own experience - no one!!!

Sure thing. Now can you get me some coffee?

Cream and sugar. Light on the sugar. Heavy on the cream.

I would.