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There's an old saying, somewhat crude, but...
channelguy 32 Reviews 309 reads
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here it is..most guys have heard it
"if it flys, floats or fucks..lease it!"

Of course the same could be said by a woman about my sorry performance....lose it, maybe.

Apparently a few of my remarks, over the years, have led a few friends to ask me if I see escorts, etc.

After a barrage of "You can tell me." "Your secret is safe" and other proddings I finally came up with an indirect answer.

"I'm a member of a sexual time share."

And the more I thought about what I said it made pretty good sense. It's a "get a way", I'm not directly responsible for maintenance, but my "share time" is flexible. Insurance is limited to good excuses and the price of condoms.

Best of all is I don't have to worry about selling my interest once my "play days" are over.

Are you in sells???

-- Modified on 6/5/2008 12:00:06 AM

here it is..most guys have heard it
"if it flys, floats or fucks..lease it!"

Of course the same could be said by a woman about my sorry performance....lose it, maybe.

The counter saying is...
"if it's got a dick or 16 digits, charge it!"

I say if it buys the fly's floats or fucks '..............marry it don't let it get a way. lol

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