I originally posted this on TEH, the de facto Sugar Dating Board, but I thought as it's a slow day here, I'd repost it

If I found a lady who was worth my time, worthy of my trust and more importantly committed to put forth the same level of effort into building a long lasting and meaningful live together then that's where I would be.

Continuing with your analogy...

LMFAO. I can't believe how men (Like you) are comparing pussy to vehicles.  
                                 Do you fuck you vehicle like you fuck pussy?!
If the answer is "NO", then stop comparing the 2 and Just say what you mean & mean what you say!!
        And If this sound Stupid to you then rethink what you put in your posts!!!!

Around here sex is not about feelings or connections.  It's about lust and entertainment.  It's completely meaningless.  Sport fucking- about as meaningful as playing 18 holes at the country club or watching the World Series.  About as human as it gets.  

Although I own a car, I keep the maintenance/repair costs down by using public transportation.  What would be the female equivalent of public transportation?

But of course, cars and women have only so much in common.

One that appreciates in value over time. I refer, of course, to the trust fund princess you marry with no prenup.

You pay to get on and get off.

but of course, what should we expect from the self described "Greatest American Hobbyist

Cars that you literally have to pay someone to haul away for you.

I'll keep my providers classier than my transportation.

Rent it. Dont buy it. Thats an old one.

Disconnecting the modem!

This is a fuck board.  A lot of folks have a real lack of humanity.  You'll decide for yourself who does and who doesn't.

with a new car HOPEFULLY you have the New Car Smell!!  LOL....

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

When you want her to turn over on a cold morning – she won’t.

See ladies, I can take your side from time to time. lol

Some posts reflect an honest opinion.  Other posts aim to inform.  Then there are posts which are for purely entertainment purposes and try to illicit a broad range of controversial replies, truthful or otherwise.

but your bias doesn't make your statement any less true. lol

s soon as you drive it off the lot it has lost 10 – 12 percent of its value, and performance is not the same as when you took it for a test drive.

I'll be renting your stable in the very near term. There is a certain blonde who I'm most interested in. Definitely would be classified as an exotic sports car that is raring to be turned loose.

I'm not even so sure it cost more, in the long run.  

The ownership option, when you say "And it's paid for". Yeah right, you'll pay for that damn thing your entire life, if you keep it that long. No thanks, had one, never again.

has been here ten minutes starts lecturing the guys that he thinks have only been here 5 minutes.  I know arrogance when I see it!  How could I not?

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buckle up and wear a helmet.

irrefutable argument in my book, except for the "your" instead of the proper "you're", but most guys won't notice because they're checking out the babe.

...just going to the saloon and hitchhiking on whatever come's along. Moonlight Limo is kinda nice.

his usage of "Your" is the proper one.

Its usage is a contraction of "you are"  not the possessive "your."  Where's Jake or Big P when I need them?

"Your thoughts" is the possessive

...talking about the meme which says "Your better off..."   You are talking about "Your thoughts..."

because I know you're not dumb, but now I see you are talking about his headline and I'm talking about the wording on the photo after you open up the post.  Its apples and oranges.  We're both right because we weren't referring to the same set of words.

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but I was starting to wonder for a moment.  

fucked up the point you were eloquently making.

what type of equity is building up in the buy arrangement.

Why would you sounding stupid have anything to do with what someone else wrote?

You continue to try to defend those who don't need it with half-cocked, empty rhetoric.  Do you think even for a nanosecond BEFORE you post?  No, don't try thinking, that was a rhetorical question (you can use a dictionary to find out what that means) and your posts make it clear that would be a leap for your little pea brain.

You're grammar lesson is correct but WTF -- this is a fuck board and that IS a very HOT woman!

and just how am I limiting my pleasures, I both lease and rent, sometimes I enjoy my lease car/s and a rental in the very same day. Choosing not to "buy" gives me both more time and money, it's actually completely in character for me. lol

thin-skinned to be on this board.  You are so fucking serious you're sucking the fun out of being here for everyone else.  

man to man, or in your case asshole.  Do not be shy because nobody will judge you, promise.  First, sit down and take a deep breath, do not want you to have a heart attack.  But even though it seems pretty clear, I must ask you anyway.  Are you trying to suck GaG's cock or trying to rim him?  Be honest now!  That has to be the only answer for your erratic behavior.

who also don't have to drive much. For someone with your appetite for "driving," renting is not the most cost effective, but if you also have the budget for it, like you said, who cares?"
On the other hand for someone on a lower budget, but who maybe only needs to "drive" say once a month, renting is definitely more economical than leasing, or buying. I know for you, "driving" once a month would drive you to the crazy house or jail.
I wonder if anyone ever rented 40 different cars in a 10 day period?

Never thought you would be limiting your pleasure but the compare contrast exercises implies one or the other it seemed.

I think the longer we run this line of though the more problems with the analogy we'll all find.

Ray, and you can call me Jay, but you doesn't has to call me Johnson . . . . . except for my Johnson, which you can call Johnson.  

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to be the board Nazi, and say who can post where.  If you want to have a private conversation with GaG, then fucking PM him, that's what PM is for.  He responds to me all the time and I respond to him.   We razz each other as much as we agree. You do realize this is a public board, right?  If you're going to run things, then you should start a new thread listing everyone here and who they're allowed to talk to.  

You will have to try much, much, much harder.  You may want to ask one of your great, great grandchildren to draft your board posts for you.  At least that might give your posts a coherent theme.  Could dementia be affecting your delivery?

There are ups and downs to both, just as long as you know the ins and outs you should be OK.

Of course the first option "buying" is completely off the table, it cost me WAY too much to get someone else to take over payments on the first (and only) car I bought, and that is something I NEVER plan on doing again personally, but it's still an option that most people here have opted for and are still paying on.

a troll, not even close to being a real hobbyist.  Even under a backwater legal system like Nevada, when allegations are made and you don't deny them, they are deemed to be true.  You're not a real hobbyist, are you?

to a provider ad that said to email for rates.  She came back at $800/hr, and my response was, "I don't want to buy you, I just want to rent you!"