“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

Now that's some funny stuff right there. But so true.

I think I love you! !!! Lol
XOXO  
TL

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she'll give you a BJ  
 

Also be ready to give her your home.

I love it!

In Russian  
I will see if I will find it in English - if I will translate it in white poem form  
Yes we women are powerful creatures and dangerous if approach with cold heart and dirty hands of cynical minds