from ChatGPT -- what does the community have to say ??   (me been Raw or Lelo Hex )  

I like Sagami .01 get large if your average size. The heat transference is great

been my "go-to" for a long time.

If you never tried Okamato or Sagami .01 they are game changers . Skyne Elite are essentially over 5x thicker

all too true !    

Nonsense. You may wish you didn’t need to go to the dentist or the DMV - but some are demonstrably better than others, and they (mostly…) all beat not having teeth or a car.

Can’t stand female condoms. Like entering a cold garbage bag

Really? That feels problem solve able. Was this recent? They used to be made of this crinkly material that did sound like a garbage bag, back when they were branded as the Reality condom. The new material doesn’t crinkle. There are also latex ones from Europe and China which I carry as well just in case.

Have the gal immerse the FC in a dish of warm water for about 5 minutes prior to inserting it.

Well a bit of research says 6% to 10% of males prefer female condoms over regular ones.

Have the gal immerse the FC in a warm pussy for at least 5 seconds prior to inserting yourself.  Help her insert it, if she likes that.  It helps if one of you has a dildo handy.  
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The Fisher method is only useful if you choose to put the FC on your penis and fuck it into place.  This method can work, but it lacks style and grace.

I'm surprised it's so few -- but maybe that's because so few males (and females) seem to be aware of FC.   Also, some inexperienced folk may believe the common ignorant trash-talk about FC.

courtesy of Monty Python...

Now that's a new one on me.

I think it's John Thomas... I think.

And your list didn't include Old Fella.

Or Pink Floyd.  (A brit told me that 40 years ago, so I assume it's legit in the UK)