Steel Panther's "Death to All But Metal."  They lyrics are funny as shit and the song totally rocks.  They started out as a metal tribute band but now do their own stuff.  Can't understand why this is getting no air play, lol!

I knew a provider that was fucking one of the guys in the band while his wife was home pregnant.

One of my kids turned me on to it and, knowing mikey's music taste and his penchant for dropping more F-Bombs per post than any other poster, I thought, "What the fuck."  It's good song, too.

She told me in bed in the hotel/casino where they were performing that weekend.  I loved it when they performed there because the blackjack dealers wore skimpy outfits and one particular dealer had a difficult time keeping her private stuff private.  I lost a ton of money, and loved every minute of it.  Ah, the good old days, lol.

Fucking Hair Band!!
Black Sabbath Rules!!

Always been a favorite...

You sure of that?....

Couldn't watch it all because after about 1:30 I threw up in my mouth.  Fucking faggot fucker!
(no, actually, I'll admit to kinda liking it.  Never heard of this gay, er, guy before.)

A certain lady you know that resides in DC now appreciates this as much, if not more, than I do.

Enjoy!...

No, I love Etta and saw her live years ago in New Orleans.  She was just released from the hospital after a serious illness.

Next you're gonna tell me your spunk was what kept her hair up like that?...

nope, the original band with Ozzie.
But the mob rules is a cool song!

Sorry, no, 'cuz I was with my ex at the time.  But it was my cum in Cameron Diaz hair in something about Mary.  Hey, some people donate blood; I'm a sperm donor.