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Anybody seen "Unhung Hero" on netflix
sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 2261 reads
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1 / 21

This young guy proposes to his girlfriend at a basketball game and it's on the big screen at the game. She says no and the video goes viral on the web. Turns out she said no because she says his penis is too small.

He then does a documentary regarding penis size, methods to make it larger (none work BTW) and his obsession with his, in his mind, small penis. Pretty funny.

bonordonor 794 reads
posted
2 / 21

BBBJ, usually does the trick. BTW, I'm not large, but I'm thick. But I digress, I have been told by multiple providers that I'm a "grower". Yes, I do like gardening, but I don't know how they can tell.  

Posted By: sympathyforthedevil
This young guy proposes to his girlfriend at a basketball game and it's on the big screen at the game. She says no and the video goes viral on the web. Turns out she said no because she says his penis is too small.  
   
 He then does a documentary regarding penis size, methods to make it larger (none work BTW) and his obsession with his, in his mind, small penis. Pretty funny.

TriFitness 4 Reviews 742 reads
posted
3 / 21

I have not seen it, but I think I might go look it up.

gonein60min 68 Reviews 808 reads
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4 / 21

I know a couple of guys who have been left by GFs for the same reason. My guess is that more people are willing to talk about it than in the past. It was probably considered polite to not go into such details and say, "sexually incompatible" or "no chemistry". Some women want them big, some want them small, some don't care, some don't want a penis at all. What can you do. I do know that my ex pretty much had me convinced that I had a rather small penis but I have seen a woman outside the hobby that swears it's one of the bigger ones she has seen and loves that it is so big. Go figure. My sister in law swears that the best lover she ever had sported a tiny penis, the size of her finger, and she likes them bigger but he just really made up for it in his skills.

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 598 reads
posted
5 / 21

I will hang with the small dick until I find a big dick?

russbbj 89 Reviews 652 reads
posted
6 / 21

That's a perfect scenario for me, mine isn't big, but it pleases me just fine. I would have never proposed in the first place, anymore, but it's perfect that she would say no. Fuck marriage! There is no upside for a man, as far as I'm concerned anyway.

sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 648 reads
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7 / 21

you are who you are and it's a lot more important about who is attached to the penis than the penis itself. I think there is a flipside story. "This lady had a great pussy but it was attached to a total C___!

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 644 reads
posted
8 / 21

as I am  :p

it's an offense to the natural order of things lol

hbyist+truth=;( 745 reads
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9 / 21

I hate the thought of being tied down to one guy. I like variety and I like em young IRL, work, older. I am a VERY visual female and like eye candy.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 681 reads
posted
10 / 21

He scored a pretty hot girl in the end though. They never did say how big he was. I've heard of micro-penises akin to a little finger, but I don't think that was the case as he was at a condom factory that makes condoms in several sizes. A micro-penis could use those finger cots. They look just like little condoms. Reminds me of a practical joke I played on my brother once. I replaced his condoms with those little ones ... total cock block. LOL

hbyist+truth=;( 644 reads
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11 / 21

Women are not supposed to want hot and hung? Are you from the stone age? I want hot, I want a six pack, I want sculpted thighs, I want a talented tongue. I want a rock hard ass to grab while in mish. LOL

hbyist+truth=;( 498 reads
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12 / 21
sympathyforthedevil 55 Reviews 703 reads
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13 / 21

From I have observed, a big fat wallet atched to a guy for alady is best

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 763 reads
posted
14 / 21

... award winning, like granite.
You just won the lottery!

And while my published rate is $500 per hour, I do offer discounts for multiple hour dates, Mila Kunis, hot MILFs (think Alyssa Milano), beach volleyball players, and ladies with a southern accent.
Extra fees apply to Joy Behar, former members of the East German swim team, and those with a strong New York accent.
Sorry, I don't entertain Eagles fans at all.

Look forward to hearing back from you soon honey!
(oh, and I will need 4 references, your full name, your mother's and grandmother's maiden names, 2 major credit card #s, and a DNA sample).

And please, no graphic talk prior to our meeting.  Any discussion of my "man meat", how "hard and deep" you want it, or "wanting to suck 10 generations worth of my progeny out of my penis" will result in an immediate discontinuance of all communication.

Hope to hear from you soon!

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 694 reads
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15 / 21

I think it's really how u use ..... People don't know how yo use there tool...  Work with what GOD gave you & perfect it!!!

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mrfisher 111 Reviews 568 reads
posted
16 / 21

For some strange reason, they keep begging me to be on it.

MasterZen 33 Reviews 643 reads
posted
17 / 21

because it works both ways. Rare, but sometimes it is too big. Or conversely, the vajayjay is a bit "petite". No that isn't an expression of orgiastic pleasure, it is pain!  

I can hear it now: "No honey, I love you but your dick is too big. It doesn't really fit all the way in, and I'm tired of having an episiotomy every time you try to tap me with that baseball bat".  

Maybe he can document someone's attempt to shorten or "thin out" an overly large talleywhacker?

hbyist+truth=;( 680 reads
posted
18 / 21

And he does have difficulty getting it all in and even having sex period as most women can't or won't deal with that kind of size.  

Jonah Falcon is his name.

hbyist+truth=;( 566 reads
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19 / 21

So where are your reviews? I want to know what I get and I need a website to check out the goods. You know we are told NEVER to see a mooker (man hooker) without a plethora of great reviews.

Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 557 reads
posted
20 / 21

Like in a bunker 30 ft under the ground UTR!  ;o)
But I can get back to you with some lovely testimonials from pleased lustomers (hmmm, that happened to work out nicely for "lady customer" lol).

Your friendly neighborhood mooker (love that!),
Jstgttnstrt

hbyist+truth=;( 544 reads
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21 / 21
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