Happen across a client that had a odd dick or maybe something there that made you not want to bb it. How did you handle it when you pretty much knew he was expecting BBBJ?
It made it a bit painful.
p.s. apologies for my handle changing continuously.
Don't take this the wrong way but when my son was little I told him to tuck his private on both sides of his undies. I explained that he should switch sides on tucking it away so he didn't end up with a crooked penis.
Most guys seem to veer off to one way. I always thought it was because they tucked it the same way into their undies growing up.
I am sure I am way off and guys here will correct me but my intentions were good....
A gent I saw had pearly something or other (PPP I think). I forgot what they were called, but it's not a contagious disease. I still wasn't sure and told him I had no knowledge of them and I could google it on my phone right then or give him a cbj. He opted for the cbj because he didn't want to wait on the google.
Just be polite, inquire about the dick and if his explanation doesn't satisfy you then express that you are not comfortable being uncovered. Your health is more important than an uncomfortable conversation. 
One guy that wanted bb had an uncircumcised dick that smelled of old pee and spoiled cheese. He expected a BBBJ and got upset when I told him no.
That's one of the reasons why I DON'T offer Uncovered!!
I'm not putting myself in the position to have to deal with that.
No gracias..
Asking him to get circumcised is a bit much.
Do you perform a Dick Check (check for obvious symptons of STDs) before giving a bareback blowjob?
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If it looks like an STD, sorry, you're too stupid to do anything with me. I've had guys show up with obvious herpes blisters, either on their mouth or their junk, and I just say "sorry dude, you need this money for the doctor" and show them the door. You know if something is really wrong with your junk. Don't put that shit on me.
If he's a filthy bastard, I just treat him like the child he obviously is. I've seen more dick cheese than I've ever needed to doing this, and I promise I will stop what I'm doing, fail face at you, and silently go get a wash cloth and not so delicately clean you up. If you can't even wash yourself, if you can't even say "hey, I'd like someone to slob on this, maybe I should bathe some time this week to make sure that smegma is gone and there isn't shit smeared all over my balls" (true story guys), you are too stupid for the full Charlotte Breeze Experience. Sorry. I will be happy to do your office mates a favor and scrub your stank ass down in the shower for 20 minutes before you go though. If they cry about having to be, honestly what I would describe as "in public clean", not even "squeaky", then they can head back over towards the door too. You learn doing this that some people are just truly disgusting, and there's nothing anyone can do about someone who's more comfortable being able to smell his own balls through his pants on the subway. I don't even bother putting a condom on, the rest of him is probably gross too, so he needs to either fix it or leave.
If you just don't have a pretty penis, that's fine. I shadowed a doc and google things way too much, so if it's not an actual issue, it's fine. I just care that it's clean and healthy.
Write a Review on that guy! There needs to be a client review board! oh boy would providers have a field day with that! You better believe if you had rotten twat, he'd run over here and get that review up fast indicating such.
Just a thought..
Hair: Comb Over
Age: Old as Fuck
Body Type: Beer Belly
Balls: Smeared with shit
Smokes: Like a damn Freight Train
Dick: smells of rotten cheese and old piss
breast Size: He's got moobs, needs a bra
Oral performance: Acts like he's a cat lapping up milk
Sex: Terrible in Bed
Kiss: Tried to suck my face off
Details:
This one told me he was a great guy, his references checked out and screening was a breeze. I thought for sure I'd landed a decent guy
Juicy Details:
when I had my hopes up for a nice, good time guy..I was hit with somewhat bait and switch. Let me tell you, this guy reminded me of pig pen from the old charlie brown cartoons. He leaned in to kiss me and all I could smell was smoke and halitosis breath. I don't know who his references were speaking of. Maybe he paid them to say good things about him, I clearly had a different guy. As we proceeded to the bed, he began performing oral on me and I had a vision of a large cat licking milk out of a bowl. It was the worst ever. To make things worse, her wanted a BJ and When i went to get his dick out, I was choked up by the stench that hit me like a ton of bricks. He also had skid marks on his balls. Gross! I ended it right there and told the client I must have eaten some bad food for lunch. He got mad, but I said I didn't want him to see me puking my lunch up. He kindly left. (Thank god) That had to be the worst ever. Ladies, please avoid at all costs!!
You get the picture
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Ohhhh hahahahaha cat liking ..... This is going to be stuck kn my head for the next 5 sessions at least! Hahaha
Write a Review on that guy! There needs to be a client review board! oh boy would providers have a field day with that! You better believe if you had rotten twat, he'd run over here and get that review up fast indicating such.
Just a thought..
Hair: Comb Over
Age: Old as Fuck
Body Type: Beer Belly
Balls: Smeared with shit
Smokes: Like a damn Freight Train
Dick: smells of rotten cheese and old piss
breast Size: He's got moobs, needs a bra
Oral performance: Acts like he's a cat lapping up milk
Sex: Terrible in Bed
Kiss: Tried to suck my face off
Details:
This one told me he was a great guy, his references checked out and screening was a breeze. I thought for sure I'd landed a decent guy
Juicy Details:
when I had my hopes up for a nice, good time guy..I was hit with somewhat bait and switch. Let me tell you, this guy reminded me of pig pen from the old charlie brown cartoons. He leaned in to kiss me and all I could smell was smoke and halitosis breath. I don't know who his references were speaking of. Maybe he paid them to say good things about him, I clearly had a different guy. As we proceeded to the bed, he began performing oral on me and I had a vision of a large cat licking milk out of a bowl. It was the worst ever. To make things worse, her wanted a BJ and When i went to get his dick out, I was choked up by the stench that hit me like a ton of bricks. He also had skid marks on his balls. Gross! I ended it right there and told the client I must have eaten some bad food for lunch. He got mad, but I said I didn't want him to see me puking my lunch up. He kindly left. (Thank god) That had to be the worst ever. Ladies, please avoid at all costs!!
You get the picture
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I am always shocked when a guy shows up for a massage and reeks of #2 and doesn't ask to shower to freshen up. That would be the #1 issue for me personally. #2 is horrible breath after a long day of work. I refer to it as FOSSIL breath and I understand everyone gets it, including me BUT I always chew gum or a mint or gargle with mouthwash right before a client shows up. Sometimes their breath is so unpleasant it appears to not have been tended to in ages, like a fossil!
I love when a client shows up freshly showered and is pleasant to massage. No bad odors anywhere...
makes his session all the better. He will get a super groin area massage from me if he smells fresh and clean. I show them my appreciation by giving some extra time in that area!! Even more so if they are clean and lightly manscaped all over down there is a huge plus!
If you see MINTS, GUM or mouthwash guys = USE IT!
If you have taken a dookie since your last shower. Upon arrival, ask to freshen up in the shower and SCRUB those private parts. You will ALWAYS get BETTER service if you are fresh and clean.
GUYS, trust me it is a TURN off if you smell negatively on any part of your body.
IT IS A TURN-ON IF YOU ARE FRESH AND CLEAN! I perform better without stank ass and smelly breath!
Ladies, please chime in if you agree!
Have a super week-end everyone! Sorry if TMI!
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Please, no one take this personally, but if she is willing to see me not fresh breath and showered, maybe I do not want to see her. Shower less than three hours, teeth less than one and mouthwash just before I get out of the car. I guess my self image is just a little low.
that we have unhygienic grown men running around which brings up another question.
Do you ever do repeat appointments?
What keeps you from not seeing them? (smart ass answer of $ is not good answer)
Have you refused them?
If he is a clean guy, just a moderately stinky person, I'll make a note to put him in the shower. Anything more than that though and I won't even bother. I'm not a mother, and I certainly am not trying to be paid to be one lol
I am amazed that there are so many stories about Men who show up lacking proper hygene. I would feel unattractive if I reeked. It is also inconsiderate to the ladies. So fellows, just follow TheGovernors example, and trust me, your ATF will not be able to wait to repeat with you at your Mansion. Shower, shave, manscape, and look professional....Wear a Tie! Women are attracted to men who Dress for Sucess!
When there is a viewing of my dead body. And even there my family would be going against my final wishes.
I'm not interested in attracting any gal here...my friend Ben does that.
Glad you like to dress up.
I do however always show up freshly showered and groomed....just like I expect the gals to be.
I understand.....For many years I dressed casually. I have found that people receive me better when I wear a tie, be it the Bank, a Sales appointment, the Grocery Store, or the whore behind the door! Works for me.
My bank contacts have known me for years, and in many cases are personal friends now. Same with clients as well.
If some gal would "treat me better" because I dressed up, they've done a remarkably good job of fooling me.
But like I said earlier some guys just like to play dress up, and if they feel better doing so...great for them.
The guys that actually have money no longer feel any need to "dress for success" I've worn a tie maybe three or four times in the last ten years or so.
Truth be told, in the business I am in (oil) most people would have no respect for me if I showed up wearing a tie. Now if you are in banking or insurance a different set of rules applies, but not in my world.
My concern is that young providers will think it's too old fashioned. My age is already an issue for some (cough...BCG...cough 
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Most of them like well dressed men so I have been told by several I have seen.
Just about an year ago I realized dressing casual is more difficult than wearing suit and tie so I went back to it.
Indeed, the treatment you receive is entirely different. I reserve casual for weekend and holidays
It’s not really about “attracting the gals here”, but rather not strutting in looking a fool and smelling foul. If you’re smart, you’ll try to put your best foot forward in order to get the most “bang for your buck” for lack of a better phrase.
While the phrase “a well dressed dressed man” to me doesn't necessarily provoke images of a dude in a suit and tie, often times it’s better than the alternative. I think common sense will tell you the well dressed, well groomed, and most important- well mannered men get the most out of their session. The others (the the nasty, the sloppy, the rude as fuck) are likely get the dead-eyed robotic treatment, no matter how much money they throw down.
Sia
If you're responding to me you need to reread my post.
Some guys like to play dress up... I'm NOT one of them.
When I close deals for clients I dress no differently than I would come dressed for a session with you. And the deals I put together are materially more important than any session with a gal.
I also don't compare how you treat your johns, nor do I care. I expect that you will appreciate my dollars as well as the dude wearing a tuxedo. If you're not doing that... Shame on you!!!
While the phrase “a well dressed dressed man” to me doesn't necessarily provoke images of a dude in a suit and tie, often times it’s better than the alternative. I think common sense will tell you the well dressed, well groomed, and most important- well mannered men get the most out of their session. The others (the the nasty, the sloppy, the rude as fuck) are likely get the dead-eyed robotic treatment, no matter how much money they throw down.
Sia
my clothes will be clean and neat, but there will not be a tie. I will also be dressed for the environment. If I'm meeting a lady at a beach hotel, I will be dressed very casually; if it's a nice business hotel, then I will be dressed business casual.
No need for a tie A lot of ladies prefer (myself included) a clean t-shirt & crisp jeans.
In his pajamas, fat, 65, and fugly.
But his Benjamins are clean and crisp. Lol.
A lot of ladies prefer (myself included) a clean t-shirt & crisp jeans. Even if going out to a formal restaurant, a sportscoat and slacks or jeans looks very nice. Then again, it probably depends on which city you live in. (Im from a very casual city, where people dress like crap, so Im probably easily impressed.) But, the effort of looking and smelling nice is always appreciated. Especially cologne. Mmmm.... I know some ladies don't like it, but I love to smell a guy's cologne on my clothes later after he is gone!
Cologne goes without saying! My favorite in the summer is Caswell Massey Newport, it has that clean, fresh coastal scent. In the winter, I opt for Cartier because it is stronger with a nice spice to it, without over powering it. As far as the tie goes Lila,you will have to forgive me for being old school.
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And a guy wearing a tie, but who didn't wash his butt--THAT must be really unbearably weird.
when I rip a silent one. rofl.
I hardly wear a tie except at big formal events or if I'm presenting some shit to a bunch of people.
But I do normally dress ok and ready for pretty much any event aside from a formal event. I keep stuff in my car, it works when I feel like being spontaneous.
Most of the time, I'm in my outdoor or gym outfit though. At home, I'm in my boxers from 11pm until brunch.
Keep off more appts?
Mmmmm bad smell down there or mouth, armpits, rude, short on donation, bad review
Sorry dude, you can't blame being stinky on the call system.
Not blaming anything. Just saying days like today make it difficult. Nothing scheduled, so hypothetical for today.
I understand heat makes sweat, but there really is no excuse for expecting a woman to deal with swamp ass and body odor. Especially not having to walk to your car, drive, sit in your car and text her, and then walk into a hotel.
I honestly feel that if you can't invest 30 seconds of scrubbing down into having a good time, you probably don't deserve it anyways. Common courtesy is far less common than one would hope. I am literally in the shower 5 minutes before you get there so that I can be fresh and clean for you. The least you can do is act like you'd like us all over you too.
to receive the 2nd call?
What is so difficult about excusing yourself and taking a quick shower when you arrive at her incall?
We in the depths of the Deep South (Keystone is in Florida...Im in Bama)...A fresh up shower is a must down here...Especially in the summer. It gets very very steamy hot down here.!
On a cool LA night, I can shower at home, in ten minutes be with my regular, or a half hour for the other regular, and...it's (here it comes) no sweat! (*rimshot*)
Nights like tonight--a Friday night, no less--makes me want to stay home, let alone explore someone new.
They got that "Dry Heat" in LA?
My bestie in Arizoma said I could "kiss her wet ass" when I mentioned the "dry heat" theory.
Yep...sundress, flip flops, a pecan tree n a glider...no stockings, hose or a like. It's unbearable.
I don't even mind getting hostile responses to a post commenting on the weather. It means that those who responded in such a way will probably spend a little extra time in how the clean themselves before a session.
I usually show up in shorts and a nice shirt. In socal that is the norm and I want to blend in. In NYC that probably wouldn't work. LOL